10 Superpowers You Didnt Know The Minions Have


You might not have noticed them yourselves, but the minions have got some fancy superpowers fit for the likes of Marvel and DC. They may not look as impressive as the Avengers or the Justice League, but the Minions do have some pretty impressive abilities.

These guys are indestructible. Torch ‘em, shock ‘em, blow ‘em up, it doesn’t matter. Like the Hulk or Superman they’ll always bounce back for more.

Yes, they’re incredibly stupid. But they’re also incredibly smart. How? Don’t ask me, they’re the smart ones.

Hungry has nothing to do with it. They can eat and eat and eat and never stop. Just don’t feed them after midnight.

Through rain or shine, wind or snow, nothing stops a minion. They are survivors.

Believe it or not, minions are incredibly strong. Almost Spider-man strong. Not quite Thor strong.

They’re not quite Jedi’s from Star Wars, but minions have hops.

Is that Mr. Fantastic? Nope, they’re just stretchy minions.

Are you afraid of the dark? Bring a minion. They glow.

Are they as fast as the Flash? We can’t tell. They’re only fast when nobody's watching.

There have been some likable characters over the years: Mickey Mouse, Homer Simpson, Spongebob Squarepants. But none of them even hold a candle to the minions.

Why they don’t already have a superhero franchise is a mystery. After all, they have more superpowers than Batman, and he is in tons of movies. Maybe it’s only a matter of time before we see The Super Avenger Minion Squad…League.