Two and a Half Men gave fans 12 whole seasons of hilarious, dynamic, and quirky characters. With so many new and old ones to love, each character is certainly different and has their own way of handling conflict and going about life and love.
For all the Dungeons & Dragons aficionados out there, it's always fun to find out what the moral alignments are of yourself, your friends, and your favorite characters. In case the gang from this sitcom were to play D&D, they need to create a good character - so here are their moral alignments.
Charlie Harper - Chaotic Neutral
Charlie certainly represents the chaotic side - he's free and flexible. Of course, this wild character is also known for being pretty reckless and irresponsible. Charlie does what Charlie wants!
However, Charlie isn't evil. He doesn't hurt others for fun, but he certainly doesn't feel so bad when he does so for his own personal gain. For these reasons, he's certainly Chaotic Neutral.
Chelsea - Neutral Good
Chelsea is almost on the lawful side, but she isn't exactly the most perfect goody-two-shoes out there. With that being said, she is incredibly altruistic and kind.
This smart and reliable character cares about others and does not like reckless behavior. She's neutral, though, because she does not strictly abide by rules, nor does she break them.
Evelyn Harper - Neutral Evil
Evelyn is definitely one of the more selfish characters on the series. She doesn't care about those closest to her, unless it's good for her, too. She doesn't exactly go out of her way to create chaos, but she would if a chance came.
Evelyn is certainly in the business of oppressing everyone around her, and she's pretty diabolical, to say the least. She fits into the Neutral Evil alignment well.
Rose - Chaotic Neutral
Rose is definitely not a character we'd ever want to be on the bad side (or the really good side) of. Rose is known for doing whatever suits her - she cares about freedom and whatever her heart tells her.
She's free and flexible, and this certainly comes with shirking rules. Her behavior is outlandish and everywhere, but her intentions are definitely somewhere between good and evil.
Walden Schmidt - Chaotic Good
Walden has a heart of gold. He doesn't ever try to hurt others, but he also goes about doing what is right in strange and reckless ways. He wants the best for himself and everyone but doesn't always make the smartest decisions.
This quirky and lovable character always has the best intentions, but they don't always follow through in the best ways. He's purely Chaotic Good.
Judith Harper-Melnick - Neutral
Judith is pretty much one of those characters that doesn't care about anything or anyone. She doesn't hate or love authority, and she doesn't exactly harm or help anyone - unless it suits her.
For this reason, her moral judgement is pretty hard to pin, and Judith just does whatever Judith does. She can be a good or a bad one, to be simple, we just certainly wouldn't want to cross her.
Jake Harper - Chaotic Neutral
Jake isn't a malicious character, but he certainly has his moments of greed and manipulation. For these reasons, he isn't exactly good, but he's definitely also not evil. He's a pretty neutral and chill character.
On the other side, he's not exactly the most intelligent character in the series, and he does a lot of wild, impulsive, and reckless things. Of course, this all makes him fit into the Chaotic Neutral moral alignment.
Lyndsey Mackelroy - Neutral
Surprisingly, Judith and Lyndsey actually have very similar personalities. Lyndsey goes with the flow. She doesn't care enough to manipulate or harm, but she also doesn't go out of her way to help or be overly caring.
She doesn't hate law and tradition, but she doesn't do much to uphold it. Lyndsey is also definitely in the grey area and is a pretty neutral character.
Berta - Chaotic Neutral
Berta is way smarter than she leads on, but in the end, her commitment definitely does lie within the Harper household and her own family. This certainly makes her neutral when it comes to good and evil.
However, Berta also certainly doesn't care about laws, traditions, or responsibility. In fact, while fans love Berta, she's kind of a terrible housekeeper, and it's probably because she's a Chaotic Neutral.
Alan Harper - Lawful Neutral
Alan is surprisingly the most lawful of the bunch, and he certainly has little bravery and individuality when it comes to rules and traditions. However, Alan can bridge good and evil at almost every turn.
He can be harmful and selfless, and it's really like rolling the dice with this character. With all things considered, he's certainly in the Lawful Neutral alignment.