Summary

• The Sandlot is a beloved movie from the 90s that has unforgettable quotes and memorable characters.
• The film captures a different time and place, where kids played baseball in the local lot without cell phones or social media.
• The movie emphasizes friendship, fun, and the love of baseball, showing that it's not always about competition or winning.

Kids of the 1990s know that The Sandlot is endlessly quotable, and the best Sandlot quotes are recognizable even when someone hasn’t seen the movie in a while. The first movie was so successful and beloved that it spawned a sequel nearly a decade after the original, and even got a time-traveling third adventure for those who love their neighborhood baseball games. There’s even been talk of a series inspired by the original movie, though it hasn’t moved beyond the development stage.

The Sandlot follows a group of boys who all lived in the same neighborhood as they spent their summer days playing baseball in the local lot. When Scotty Smalls (Tom Guiry) moves to town, he doesn’t know anything about baseball, but the boys teach him the ropes. Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez (Mike Vitar) welcomes him onto the team, and everything goes just fine until they lose an autographed baseball to the beast beyond the fence. The Sandlot is full of baseball anecdotes, funny one-liners, and quotes that stay with the audience.

25 “We All Felt Like Big Leaguers Under The Lights At Some Great Stadium.”

David Mickey Evans as an adult Scotty Smalls

Throughout The Sandlot, it’s very clear that this is a different time and place. There are no cell phones, no electronic monitoring of kids, and no social media tracking what people are up to. Because of that, the kids who play in the lot do so only while the sun is up, and then they have to be home for dinner. Most of the movie’s action takes place on hot summer afternoons - except for one special baseball game. Smalls explains in his narration of the movie:

There was only one night game a year. On the Fourth of July, the whole sky would brighten up with fireworks, giving us just enough light for a game. We played better then, too. Because, I guess, we all felt like Big Leaguers under the lights at some great stadium.

It’s a nice moment for the whole group because they always think of Benny as a star, but don’t necessarily think of themselves or one another as stars. Benny is always the one said to have the talent to become a professional player, but for the night, all the kids believe their own dreams can come true.

24 “That Wimpy Dear?”

Patrick Renna As Ham Porter

When Scotty Smalls first joins his new friends for neighborhood baseball games, he knows nothing about the sport. When he hears the great Bambino referenced and asks, “who?” he covers for himself by explaining that he thought the boys were talking about Bambi. Ham is clearly not a fan of the animated Disney movie, giving this Sandlot quote in response. The line itself isn’t one of Ham’s funniest, but it is surprising that after asking this question, all the boys just accept that someone would have thought they were talking about the Disney movie instead of a baseball legend. Smalls’ secret is safe at that point in the movie, but it’s clear his lack of baseball knowledge is going to come back to bite him.

23 “Bertram? Bertram Got Really Into The ’60s, And No One Ever Saw Him Again.”

David Mickey Evans as an adult Scotty Smalls

One of the great aspects of The Sandlot is that the movie actually gives the audience an idea of what happened to this group of kids who spent a few years together playing baseball. It’s not unusual for kids to grow apart as they age, and as some of the kids move away, to lose contact. Smalls, however, has an explanation for most of his teammates. There’s only one that he outright doesn’t know what happened to. That’s Bertram Weeks, who “got really into the ‘60s.” On the one hand, this is an acknowledgment that not all friend groups will see every member get a happy ending. On the other hand, it’s also a joke that likely goes over the heads of kids watching the movie for the first time, but adults will understand. The 1960s marked the rise of counter-culture, hippy communes, and more overt experimentation with illicit substances. Bertram could have lost touch with his old friends for any of those reasons.

22 "They Never Kept Score. They Never Chose Sides."

David Mickey Evans as an adult Scotty Smalls

For most sports movies, the sport is all about competition. There are underdog stories like Rocky, comeback stories, and stories of making it big. That's not the case for The Sandlot. It's about a group of boys growing up and having a little fun along the way with the help of baseball. As Smalls points out in his narration in this quote from The Sandlot, the boys he meets don't compete with one another or try to win. They're in the sandlot every day during the summer to have fun, spend time together, and help Benny work on his skills.

21 "We Had Thought The Ball Benny Busted The Guts Out Of Meant Something Great Was Going To Happen. Now, I Just Thought It Meant My Life Was Over."

David Mickey Evans as an adult Scotty Smalls

Since the boys don't play baseball as an organized sport in The Sandlot, the movie doesn't delve much into just how superstitious athletes can be, like wearing the same socks for every game or carrying a game ball around with them at all times. Benny destroying a baseball with a hit is the first time superstition comes into the movie. In a voiceover, Smalls talks about how it's originally thought of as a good omen because of how rare it is to see someone split open a baseball with a hit. The busted ball, however, is what prompts Smalls to steal his stepfather's autographed ball, changing everything.

20 "Man, This Is Baseball, You Gotta Stop Thinking."

Mike Vitar as Benny Rodriguez

Benny's the best baseball player on the team, and he looks at baseball differently than the rest of the characters as well. Benny only wants to play baseball throughout the entire movie even when his friends want to go to the pool when it's too hot out. Benny clearly enjoys playing baseball, and he's a natural at the game, but he still treats his friends who aren't as good of players, especially Smalls, with respect and tries to help them out when he can like with this advice that does actually help Smalls. Sandlot quotes like this one help to show how much Benny loves the game and wants everyone else to as well. It's evident from the start that Benny is the most open to making new friends and that his heart is part of what brings the team together for their childhood adventure against the Beast.

19 "First You Take The Graham. You Stick The Chocolate On The Graham. Then, You Roast The Mallow. When The Mallows Flaming, You Stick It On The Chocolate And Cover It With The Other End. Then, You Scarf."

Patrick Renna As Ham Porter

One of the most iconic scenes in the movie is when Ham learns that Smalls doesn't know what s'mores are. He's shocked and upset with Smalls but is more than willing to help him learn how to make some s'mores and enlighten him with this Sandlot quote. Ham goes into a simple, yet hilariously detailed, description about how he puts together s'mores and how Smalls should put it together as well. This particular Sandlot quote is mostly memorable because of Ham's delivery of the instructions. He's so exasperated that Smalls doesn't know one of his favorite snacks that he just can't help himself.

18 "Face It, I’m Just An Egghead."

Tom Guiry as Scotty Smalls

Smalls is completely different from his new group of friends when he moves to town, but it doesn't matter to their leader Benny, and it's a nice change of pace for Smalls. Although Smalls still feels left out and thinks he's an egghead, Benny's supportive and keeps telling him that everything will be fine and that he'll fit in eventually. Thankfully, Smalls stays with the group and forms a lifelong bond with his friends during their formative years.

17 "It Is The Law Of The Sandlot. Anything That Goes Over That Fence…Becomes Property Of The Beast!"

Matty York as Yeah Yeah McClennan and Chauncey Leopardi as Squints Palledorous

The kids refer to the Beast throughout the entire movie and the audience catches horrifying moments of the monster-like dog that are sure to scare kids watching. Yeah Yeah begins this Sandlot quote and Squints finishes the memorable line as they warn Smalls about the Beast that lives next to where they play baseball and tell him that anything that goes over that fence, like baseballs, will be eaten by the Beast. The kids, in true childhood fashion, are incredibly dramatic in their explanation, making the audience originally fear the Beast as much as Smalls does. It's only fitting that the Beast turns out to be a beloved pet.

16 "When One Guy Would Move Away, We Never Replaced Him On The Team With Anyone Else. We Just Kept The Game Going Like He Was Still There."

Tom Guiry as Scotty Smalls

This is an incredibly sweet and memorable line from The Sandlot quotes about how close the group became throughout the summer they played baseball together during the movie. It's delivered through a grown-up Smalls' voice-over as he recounts his formative years to the audience. The movie shows each member of the team disappearing from the field as they moved away for whatever reason as Smalls explains that they never replaced anyone since that summer together with the Beast was so special. It's particularly poignant since the audience will recall that at the beginning of the movie, Smalls is actually replacing someone who moved away.

15 "Hurry Up, Benny, My Clothes Are Goin' Out Of Style!"

Chauncey Leopardi as Squints Palledorous

Squints is one of the wittier kids among this rag-tag band of youth ballplayers. Sandlot quotes like this one help reinforce these charming and amusing traits. Still, there appears to be more to this seemingly basic line flung at Benny by an impatient Squints while playing ball. Being that The Sandlot is something of a "period" film (taking place in the early '60s,) it's likely to be a subtle nod to the audience or fourth wall-style gag. After all, even to viewers in '93 - the release year of the film - Squints' clothes have in fact gone out of style! This is certainly a detailed film, which is no doubt part of its appeal.

14 "You Bob Apples In The Toilet - And You Like It!"

Wil Horneff as Phillips

The back-and-forth insults flung between the protagonists and a rival youth squad are some of the most hilarious in the entire film. It's the reason this heated scene shines as one of the most memorable and iconic bouts in the movie. Amidst classics like "You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek," this underrated insult fits right in. Between the funny payoff, the goofy imagery this colorful line invokes, and the serious delivery - this one just has that extra comedic oomph.

13 "How Can I Have More Of Nothing?"

Tom Guiry as Scotty Smalls

Again, this wholesome line spoken by the main protagonist, Scotty Smalls, has a bit more to it than meets the eye (or in this case, the ear). Hamilton asks Smalls if he'd like a s'more, to which Smalls asks what that is. This prompts a drawn-out description as to what this delicious sweet entails. On the one hand, Smalls' obliviousness makes for a funny scenario for the zany Porter to play off of. But in addition, this line is meant to convey Smalls' isolated origins and general naivety; a character trait that definitely comes into play later in the film.

12 "Everybody Gets One Chance To Do Something Great. Most People Never Take The Chance..."

Art LaFleur as the spirit of Babe Ruth

One area in which The Sandlot shines, besides just its wacky humor, is its endearing and even profound nature at times. One case of this more emotional side occurs in the final act when Benny is seeking answers as to how to nab a ball from the yard of a dangerous dog. In a dream, the spirit of Babe Ruth speaks to him, giving him words of both wisdom and encouragement with a memorable Sandlot quote. He explains that while most have a chance to be great, most never take it, either from fear or just failing to recognize it. This is an endearing and powerful line - and it's exactly what Benny needs to hear. It makes for one of the best Babe Ruth moments in a baseball movie.

11 "For-ev-ver!"

Chauncey Leopardi as Squints Palledorous

You know you're dealing with a pretty big quote when it essentially reaches meme-level status. Such is the case with this utterance from the always-amusing Squints. Following his unsettling tale - set to grainy black-and-white - explaining the backstory of Mr. Mertle and "The Beast," he closes it out by saying the beast was to be chained up "FOR-EV-VER." There are many elements that make this hilarious, from the exaggerated mouthing of the man in the reenactment to the over-the-top drama and, finally, Squints' repeated usage of the overdramatized word.

10 "This Kid Is An L-7 Weenie."

Chauncey Leopardi as Squints Palledorous

Maybe one of the most memorable insults from the entire film, Squints calls Smalls an "L-7 weenie." What's great about this insult is it has multiple layers. One on hand, Squits is calling Smalls a weenie, or coward. Specifically saying L-7 also means he's square, which couldn't be closer to the truth. Squints may be right about Smalls in the beginning, but he eventually grows to become a valuable member of the team and a great friend to the other kids.

9 "If My Dog Was As Ugly As You, I'd Shave Its Butt And Make It Walk Backwards."

Patrick Renna As Ham Porter

Hamilton "Ham" Porter perhaps has more memorable Sandlot quotes than any other character in the movie. From his clever insults to his brash exclamations, this motormouth is almost never left speechless. When a rival Little League team visits the sandlot to challenge the boys, things get much more serious. That is, for everyone except Ham. Ham uses his unique position as the catcher to talk smack to all the opposing players. Each insult is as good as, or better than the last, and this one is definitely one of the best he came up with.

8 "Just Stand Out There And Stick Your Glove Out In The Air. I'll Take Care Of It."

Mike Vitar as Benny Rodriguez

Benny does his best to take care of Smalls and make him feel like a member of the team. When Smalls first decides to join the crew he doesn't know anything about baseball. With no one else willing to help him out, it is up to Benny to teach Smalls how to play. When Smalls first has to catch a ball he has no idea what he was doing. Confident in his skills and hoping to reassure the newcomer, Benny says, "Just stand out there and stick your glove out in the air. I'll take care of it." Benny makes for one of the most understanding characters in a kids' comedy.

7 "Think She'd Go Out With Me?"

Patrick Renna As Ham Porter

Ham has numerous great insults that make for great Sandlot quotes. When the Little League team's best player is up to bat, Ham has quite a lot to say. He starts with a joke about the player's sister being naked in the outfield. Then, after apologizing for the joke, Ham hits him with another. "Do you think she'd go out with me?" This comes at a time when the audience thinks Ham is done joking, and the surprise helps make this joke by far one of the most memorable.

6 "George Signed This?"

James Earl Jones as Mr. Mertle

Initially very scared to meet the owner of the Beast, the kids are gladly surprised when it turns out he's a nice old man. Played by James Earl Jones, Mr. Mertle helps Smalls fix his horrible, horrible mistake. It turns out that Mr. Mertle had actually played with Babe Ruth before he went blind. After hearing Smalls' story, the old man kindly gives him a new autographed ball, signed by all the 1972 New York Yankees.