There was a time not long ago – before Game of Thrones looked down on all other HBO programming from its perch atop the Iron Throne built from spectacular ratings and meme-inducing deaths – when True Blood was the reason for having a subscription to the pay-cable network. However, after the first season, that feeling of genuinely wanting to follow the hot, blood-drenched (and undoubtedly tacky) romantic misadventures of vampires and humans commingling in and around Bon Temps quickly began to wane.
That's when things started getting overly complicated; the series' writers began tossing in every supernatural character and spooky contrivance they could think of (werewolves, mediums and werepanthers?) and the already tenuous connection between character and storyline became increasingly halfhearted as characters became paired with one another seemingly at random. If there ever was an official moment when the show had really gone off the rails, it was the coven-of-witches-in-a-bookstore storyline and the revelation that Sookie's mysterious telepathic abilities stemmed from her being half-fairy – a subplot that led to the discovery of another dimension so remarkably gauche, it looked like a place even Baz Lurhmann would turn his nose up at.
Still, like a vamp's instinctive need to feed, we keep coming back to the campy goings-on with the hope that Eric, Alcide and even the shape-shifting Sam Merlotte might sniff out a plotline that could right the ship. And with the announcement that season 7 will be the show's last, we don't have any excuse to quit now.