Screen Rant's Summer 2012 Movie Awards

Tim Burton's movie reboot of the Dark Shadows TV show was overall a pretty lackluster affair (read our review), but the final showdown between vampire Barnabas Collins and his witchy tormentor Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green) offered a lamer supernatural creature showdown than an episode of True Blood.

Barnabas apparently comes from the most candy-ass Gothic family in existence, because the combined forces of a century-old vampire, a shotgun-toting Michelle Pfeiffer and a teenage werewolf (Chloe Moretz) weren't enough to take down one witch. Matter fact, it took a creepy kid and his ghost-mommy to win old Barnabas' battle for him. Embarrassing.

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