South Park is one of the funniest, sharpest, freshest, most insightful satirical comedies on the air, and it has been for quite some time. The show is now 22 seasons in and it’s still going strong, providing timely commentary on every current social issue, thanks to each episode being produced at a rapid rate during the week it airs.
Series creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have provided their fans with endless hours of entertainment, and despite the jokey #CancelSouthPark campaign they ran last season, it doesn’t look as though they’ll be stopping any time soon. So, for the South Park fan in your life who wants to leave their woes behind, here is the South Park Gift Guide.
South Park: The Complete Twenty-Second Season
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It’s crazy that South Park has been on the air for 22 seasons. When a young Trey Parker and Matt Stone first made the pilot episode for their animated series about swearing children, there’s no way they anticipated its popularity reaching such heights that they could keep doing it for more than two decades.
The show’s latest season tackled some huge issues, like climate change and school shootings, and did it all with that classic South Park wit. It was a great season with no weak links – every episode has commentary that cuts deep and jokes that land. Plus, Randy buys a weed farm!
Member Berries Member All The Old Times Quotes T-Shirt
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South Park’s season 20 premiere episode “Member Berries” hit the nail on the head with our current generation’s obsession with nostalgia. The titular fruits are emblematic of what’s going on in everybody’s heads when they see an older Han Solo in Star Wars: The Force Awakens or watch new episodes of Will & Grace. “Ooh, ‘member Lando?” “Yeah, I ‘member!” Trey Parker and Matt Stone called the wave of nostalgic media – rebooted TV series, live-action Disney remakes etc. – with the simple idea of sentimental berries.
And now, one of those berries is on a t-shirt, surrounded by all the cool pop culture things it ‘members.
South Park (Original Soundtrack) [Explicit]
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There aren’t many truly great soundtrack albums since by their very nature, soundtracks are composed to complement what’s on the screen and not to be listened to on their own. However, musicals are a huge exception. There are so many classic songs on the South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut album from all the movie’s most memorable musical numbers: “Kyle’s Mom’s a B***h,” “Mountain Town,” “Blame Canada,” which was controversially nominated for the Academy Award for Best Original Song, “It’s Easy, M’Kay,” “I Swear It (I Can Change),” “What Would Brian Boitano Do?” and many, many more.
Every South Park fan needs this album in their collection.
South Park Kyle Broflovski Cosplay Trapper Hat
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Kyle is one of the few voices of reason in South Park. He’s only eight years old, as is Stan, but the two of them seem to be much smarter and have a lot more sense than all the adults around them who are supposed to be the authorities in charge of them: their parents, their teachers, the cops etc.
That’s the whole concept of the show and where all the humor comes from. That’s what makes Kyle the perfect candidate for your next South Park cosplay. And with this accurate green hat, you’ll be able to really sell the look.
Kidrobot South Park Cartman Phunny Plush
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Plush toys are really soft and cuddly, while Cartman may be fat he isn't exactly cuddly. Luckily, this plush toy of him is. It has all of his defining characteristics: his red coat, his light blue hat, his larger frame – it even has the double-chin lines on the bottom of his face that we’ve come to know and love over the past 22 seasons of the show.
The dimensions of the doll are 6 x 8 x 2 inches and it’s suitable for anyone over the age of eight (not that 8-year-olds should be watching South Park). Cartman is most fans’ favorite character, so he’d make a perfect gift.
McFarlane Toys South Park The Classroom Large Construction Set
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This awesome construction set recreates Mr. Garrison’s classroom, complete with the teacher himself and his little puppet friend Mr. Hat, the ultimate love/hate duo of Kyle and Cartman, the door, the blackboard, the class’ pets (the ones Mr. Garrison didn’t put inside Mr. Slave), and the “GO COWS!” posters.
Relive all of your favorite South Park Elementary scenes – like Cartman’s show-and-tell presentation where he blamed Kyle for the 9/11 attacks or when he frantically defecated on Mr. Garrison’s desk at the end of the day to get detention and avoid a fight with Wendy – with this cool McFarlane Toys construction set.
South Park: Respect My Authority Photo Coffee Mug
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“Respect my authori-tah!” might have been the first truly classic South Park quote. It was a huge leap forward in the development of Cartman’s character. So, any South Park fan should own this mug with Cartman in his police uniform and his iconic quote printed on it. It’s safe to put in both the microwave and the dishwasher, so it can be used for a nice, warm mug of soup and there’s no pesky handwashing of the mug afterward.
Plus, this mug comes with an awesome secret sticker, so it’s like another little gift is hidden inside as a bonus.
South Park: The Fractured But Whole – Xbox One
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It’s difficult to notice the sly pun in the title of this video game without actually saying it out loud. But the game has so many more merits than a crude title. The gameplay and visual style are similar to the cutout animation technique used by the series itself, which makes the game a uniquely immersive experience.
It’s much better than the average video game based on a TV show, because the creative team behind the series – Trey Parker and Matt Stone – were heavily involved in the game’s production. They wrote the script for the game, voiced the characters, and assisted with a lot of the design. It’s a must-have for any fan of the show.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut on Blu-ray
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What South Park fan’s collection is complete without a Blu-ray of the show’s film adaptation. Until being surpassed by Seth Rogen’s Sausage Party in 2016, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was the highest grossing R-rated animated movie of all time.
It held onto the record for an impressive amount of time (almost two decades!) and there has been talk of another South Park movie in recent years. In fact, Trey Parker and Matt Stone have suggested that a follow-up feature film could be what ends the series. But until then, we still have the awesome musical adventure they gave us in 1999.
South Park Professor Chaos Funko Pop Figure, 3.75”, Multicolor
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There are plenty of Funko Pop figures available based on South Park characters, but the true fan will want the Professor Chaos figure. A lot of Funko Pops are based on superheroes and supervillains. Well, this one depicts the supervillain alter ego of a South Park character.
When Butters realized he’d had enough of the guys picking on him, he took on the evil persona of Professor Chaos to wreak havoc on the world. In the end, he didn’t wreak much havoc. His plans often went awry or were easily stopped. But a South Park legend was born, and now, he’s been immortalized.
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