With Shrek 5 reportedly pushed back again, fans of Dreamworks' most successful venture might have to wait a little longer to revisit the world of the beloved ogre and his fairytale friends. From the humor to the soundtrack to the heartwarming messages at its core, the original Shrek films became a family favorite for kids and adults alike. One of the things that set it up for success was its ability to create such complex and fascinating characters.
From the titular ogre to Gingy, each Shrek character possessed their own defining traits and strengths. That's why it would be interesting to see how this beloved band of misfits would get sorted in another magical land far, far away: Hogwarts.
Fairy Godmother - Slytherin
Phenomenal sense of style and amazing singing skills aside, Fairy Godmother is the antagonist of Shrek 2. Upon learning that it was Shrek and not her son, Prince Charming, who rescued Fiona, Fairy Godmother seeks to rectify this change in plans, albeit at the expense of Shrek and Fiona's happiness.
It is her use of cunning, her unwavering ambition, and the importance she places on her family reputation that makes her a shoo-in for the notorious house. While not all Slytherins are inherently evil, Fairy Godmother's charisma, vanity, and influential powers mean she would definitely be attracted to the darker sides of the Wizarding World.
Arthur - Ravenclaw
King Arthur is introduced in Shrek the Third as Artie, the nerdy teen who gets picked on at school by everyone, from jocks to chess players. Having been abandoned by his dad at a young age, Artie is left to his own devices and navigates through life alone, until Shrek comes to offer him the throne.
Artie is shown to favor analysis, always questioning things and measuring the pros and cons. Even when Shrek first states the kingdom of Far, Far Away is his, his initial reaction is to be skeptical and ensure the information being given is correct. He values brains over brawn, and his logical, curious approach to everything makes him a Ravenclaw.
Gingy - Slytherin
Gingy is shown to be a prideful, determined character right from the beginning, despite his size and overall disadvantage as a literal gingerbread man. He is blunt, has a dark sense of humor, and presents himself as a strong, abrasive character to counter his sweet, cookie status.
Even when faced with danger, he remains determined and is not beyond resorting to deceit to reach his goals. Being one of the smallest magical beings does not prevent him from being one of the biggest personalities in Shrek, and a total Slytherin.
Pinocchio - Gryffindor
His inability to successfully lie causes the wooden boy to be the brunt of many jokes throughout the series. Despite this, Pinocchio is willing to put himself in danger time and again to help save his friends. His quirky mannerisms and nervous ramblings are very reminiscent of another notable Gryffindor, Neville Longbottom.
Like Neville, Pinocchio is often faced with situations he seems incapable of handling with heroism, yet he still tries his best all the same (such as the double-negative scene from Shrek the Third). Undoubtedly brave at heart, Pinocchio stays determined to support what is right, like any true Gryffindor.
Dragon - Hufflepuff
While Dragon starts off as a hindrance preventing Shrek from rescuing Fiona, her eventual romance with Donkey becomes one of the highlights of the franchise. Dragon also plays a key role in the trajectory of the series, as she rescues the beloved squad multiple times.
Whether it be getting Shrek and Donkey to Fiona in time, knocking the tower onto Prince Charming, or eating Lord Farquaad, Dragon is always present to fight alongside her friends and save the day. Yet she never does anything for credit or adoration, simply out of her love for Donkey and the desire to protect her friends. This humility and unshaken allegiance are exactly why she'd be sorted into Hogwart's Hufflepuff house.
Puss In Boots - Slytherin
Having been introduced as a trained assassin sent to kill Shrek, Puss eventually befriends the merciful ogre and Donkey, the three of them forming their own Golden Trio. Yet Puss still has a certain edge and cunning to him that is separate from the demeanors of Shrek and Donkey.
While Puss does redeem himself and earn their trust, he is still portrayed as a suave feline willing to manipulate others for their gains, such as his too-easily-used cute eye technique. Frequently occupied with his appearance and reputation, and also known for his tact and resourcefulness, Puss in Boots is undeniably a Slytherin.
Lord Farquaad - Slytherin
Lord Farquaad is the villain of Shrek, a fact established from his very scene first where he mistreats Gingy. Farquaad wants Fiona, not to marry her out of love, but because the magic mirror tells him he must marry a princess to actually become king.
Obsessed with his status and authority, Farquaad is determined to reach his ambitions; he is shown as resourceful - as he has Shrek rescue Fiona on his behalf - as well as shrewd and prideful, encompassing much of what it means to be a Slytherin.
Donkey - Hufflepuff
Right from his introduction, Donkey became a favorite of the Shrek series. With his witty one-liners and optimistic attitude, Donkey softens Shrek's initial abrasiveness and becomes his best friend. His fierce loyalty is part of the reason he is the perfect Hufflepuff.
Donkey's relationships hold a special place in his heart and are a driving force behind all of his actions. Not one to shy away from hard work and confrontation, he is usually the voice of moral reason that helps Shrek resolve his issues and reach his goals. Despite this, he has no issues being seen as the noble steed sidekick, exemplifying humble Hufflepuff behavior.
Fiona - Ravenclaw
Fiona is shown to have many talents - and not just because of her "by day one way, by night another" transformations. From singing to combat, Fiona has a wide range of skills - which makes sense given all the spare time she had locked away in the tower.
Given her cleverness and skill for learning, Fiona would undoubtedly be a Ravenclaw. A brilliant ogre fit to rule the kingdom, Fiona proves her intellect numerous times throughout the franchise, such as her well-executed plan to take back the castle in Shrek the Third. Although she starts off as a damsel of distress, by the end of the series Fiona proves herself to be a multi-faceted, independent, and intelligent Ravenclaw.
Shrek - Gryffindor
The once-feared ogre has gone through many points of redemption throughout the series. While initially not seeming very virtuous, Shrek's character development took him from an anti-social, angry monster to an incredibly determined, bright, and righteous hero admired by many.
Shrek reflects many of the traits exhibited by members of the famous Gryffindor house. He is brave, as he proved when he rescued Fiona; he is chivalrous, in his own, ogrish ways; he is humorous but also noble and daring. A mascot for being true to one's self and standing up for the little guys, Shrek epitomizes everything it means to be a Gryffindor.