Popular sitcom Seinfeld wasn’t a show to watch if you wanted good romance stories and love interests that held significant weight for the main characters - for that, you’ll need to watch a show like Friends. However, each character had dozens of love interests on Seinfeld, even though these were always played for laughs.
Kramer was a total joke for the duration of the show, and it goes without saying that all his girlfriends were there just to further the hilarity. Still, we did have some favorites, and a few of them also had a certain connection with him. With that in mind, here are all of his girlfriends ranked.
Lola
While Seinfeld had its own main characters as unlikeable people, even handicapped people were shown to have mean personalities. Although Kramer claimed he was in love with her, Lola threw that sentiment back in his face, dumping Kramer simply because she thought he wasn’t good-looking enough for her, and even telling him to drop dead.
Kramer unknowingly got his revenge, though, when a cheap replacement wheelchair he and George got for her had faulty brakes; she ended up getting in another accident by rolling down a hill.
Noreen
It seems Noreen wasn’t very fond of Kramer herself but was stuck with him due to believing she had become pregnant with his child. While she wasn’t willing to keep the baby, Kramer made the situation worse by telling everyone that he would be having a child.
This was the extent of their romance, with the fate of the “child” unknown. Since Noreen was pretty much done with Kramer before even getting things really started with him, she’s clearly one of the worst for him.
Toby
Easily one of the most annoying characters on the show ever, Toby worked with Elaine who took a liking for Kramer when he wanted to publish his coffee table book about coffee tables.
Toby didn’t really have problems with Kramer, but we’re demoting her down simply because she got on everyone’s nerves; she took to heckling Jerry, then couldn’t take it herself when Jerry returned the favor. Plus, she had a habit of screeching every emotion she felt for no reason.
Connie
The one thing Kramer had going with Connie was that she was interested in him physically, although this came back to haunt both of them as Kramer fell in a comatose sleep (due to his insomnia related problems), making Connie call her mobster friends to dispose of his body.
Of course, Kramer woke up while in the river he was thrown in, leading the cops over to arrest Connie for trying to kill him. Still, this could’ve been a good relationship barring this whole fiasco.
Chelsea
Chelsea was an aspiring actress Kramer met when he moved to Los Angeles, and we had some funny scenes showing the two heading to over-the-top auditions. She can’t rank too high, though, because she was never Kramer’s true love interest.
Kramer was so casual about her, that he didn’t even care when Chelsea got killed, claiming he and Chelsea weren’t anything serious. Overall, she was a nice enough girl whose life got nipped in the bud too soon.
Emily
Here’s another relationship that was physically satisfying, but was a total bore on other fronts. Emily and Kramer had no problems getting close; it was the part that followed that proved difficult.
Ultimately, Emily decided Kramer should just go and sleep in his own place, as she found sharing the bed with him to be too difficult. This eventually led to them being like an old married couple when bunking together, seeing as neither enjoyed the other’s company at this time.
Gail Cunningham
Gail used to date Jerry, because of which Kramer snubbed her greeting when he came across her after she and Jerry broke up. Turns out, this only made the two irresistible to each other and Gail and Kramer started dating.
Unlike most of Kramer’s relationships, this one seemingly only had a high point (although they clearly broke up later on), and their romance was something out of a rom-com movie. However, Gail was generally unlikeable in most other respects and was rather mean to Elaine and Jerry.
Sally
There’s nothing we can tell you of how Sally was because we only saw her for a few seconds, but the fact that she was used so appropriately for the joke of the week makes her one of Kramer’s best romances.
Here, Kramer got a whole new level of game when he got the license plates “Assman” by mistake, leading him to prefer the company of full-figured ladies, which brought in Sally as his new love interest.
Wendy
The beginning and end of this relationship were because of a haircut if you’ll believe it. Elaine matched Wendy with Kramer with the sole intention of wanting his blunt nature to insult Wendy for having such an out of style hairdo, only for Kramer to love it.
Unfortunately, when she had a new hairstyle, Kramer didn’t find her so attractive anymore and dumped her. But, for the little time they were together, these two made a lot of sense for some reason, making the whole hairdo thing a real shame.
Cheryl
This is a little higher up due to it being an occasion where Kramer came across as a smooth talker, with his love interest here finding him very attractive because of it.
Funnily enough, Kramer only had her around so he could sway the results of a lab test he wanted to falsify, but their physical chemistry ended up knocking over high cholesterol blood into the test tube, thereby ruining Kramer’s plans. However, the ease with which the two were around one another made it a memorable pairing.
Olive
All these two had as part of their relationship was Olive taking her long fingernails and scratching Kramer’s back, who enjoyed the sensation the same way a cat would. However, Olive had one of the cutest personalities on the show, making her a well-liked character.
While she had a fondness for Kramer and was willing to make him happy by scratching his back, he had enough of her eventually and took to using a mannequin resembling Elaine to pretend he was in love with someone else.
Leslie
Knowing a guy like Kramer, you’d expect him to be extremely blunt and point out viciously to Leslie how nobody could hear her speak, but he was surprisingly rather doting of her.
This made her a good person for Kramer to date, as he seemed to enjoy being the only one who got what she was talking about. Plus, Leslie was individually also one of the most memorable characters, due in part of her making Jerry dress up like a pirate on TV.
Tina
Since we’re talking about girls Kramer liked to be around, Tina has to be among the very top few due to Kramer having a wild time with her. While Kramer wasn't obsessed with Superman like Jerry was, he did like woman who could handle him. His and Tina's relationship was so adventurous, that the whole apartment would be steaming, with stuff knocked around.
Elaine, being Tina’s roommate, was at her wit’s end due to Kramer treating the apartment like his personal playground with Tina, for which we can only be happy for him to have gotten a girl who kept him so satisfied.
Marion
If Seinfeld ever wanted to have Kramer get married, then Marion would’ve been the best option. She was easily wife material, who couldn’t help but be attracted to him. This led to a romance where they came across like two teenagers in love, as they took to hanging around the library where Tina worked as part of their forbidden romance.
Unfortunately, it seems the library cop got in their way, otherwise, these two could’ve had a bright future. It’s too bad the series didn’t bring Tina back to be Kramer’s final romance.