With the fun news that Bean Box is releasing Seinfeld-inspired coffee, according to The Hollywood Reporter, fans can feel like they're drinking strong, caffeinated beverages while chatting with Jerry and his friends. In every single episode of the beloved sitcom, the main characters have hilarious and interesting conversations that never seem to really go anywhere, which is part of the charm of the series.
While there are too many great Seinfeld quotes to count, every season has one particularly catchy, smart, and funny line that will make fans remember the quirky and enjoyable storylines featuring Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer.
Season 1: Elaine Is Tired Of Talking
"I'll go if I don't have to talk."
Fans appreciate the scene in the season 1 episode "Male Unbonding" when Jerry asks if Elaine Benes wants to head over to their favorite diner and she says that it's fine if they can be quiet.
While season 1 is a bit dull compared to the rest of the wise and hilarious sitcom's seasons, Elaine's quote stands out since it's so realistic and true. Sometimes friends or relatives just want to spend time together without the pressure to say something witty. Of course, viewers know that Elaine does love to chat so she'll likely keep talking to Jerry.
Season 2: Elaine Is Starving During "The Chinese Restaurant" Episode
"It's not fair people are seated First Come First Served, It should be based on who's hungriest."
There are some funny scenes in "The Chinese Restaurant" Seinfeld episode, one of the best ones being when Elaine complains about how much she wants to sit down and eat.
Chances are that many fans agree with Elaine as her idea would definitely make waiting in restaurants a lot easier and more enjoyable. This is the best line in season 2 as Elaine is witty, hilarious, and also talking "about nothing," which is a reason why the show has so many fans.
Season 3: Jerry Thinks About The Florida Trip
"It's like two days really. It's like a cup of coffee. It will go by like that."
Jerry and Elaine's trip to Florida is one of the most significant and humorous parts of season 3, as Elaine injures her back and Jerry's dad's friend claims he stole a pen. This storyline also features Jerry's great quote about how fast the trip will seem.
Jerry is known for always looking at people and situations around him and coming up with a funny remark or a way to explain bad behavior. When Jerry realizes that Elaine isn't thrilled at staying at his parents' condo for a few days, he jokes that they're barely going for any time at all. This is a perfect way to describe any unpleasant experience.
Season 4: Jerry Muses About Birthdays
"Birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown."
There are some stand-out episodes from season 4, from Jerry and George pitching their sitcom to Jerry and his friends getting involved in their famous contest.
Jerry has many smart Seinfled quotes, including his season 4 musings about how birthdays can be tough. Jerry speaks to the pressure that many people feel about being a year older and wanting to share the goals that they have accomplished and the milestones that they have reached. Jerry knows that sometimes, this can be a bit too intense.
Season 5: Elaine Talks To Jerry About Their Relationship
"Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship."
Seinfeld fans are definitely torn about whether Jerry and Elaine should be romantically involved. Some say that they're better pals and others feel that they have sparks, chemistry, and understand each other so they should give their relationship another shot.
In season 5, the good friends decide to see if they can casually sleep together without putting pressure on each other to commit or dealing with emotions. Elaine tells Jerry that this is to keep their friendship going, and while of course she's wrong, fans appreciate how humorous it is that Elaine and Jerry agree to this deal.
Season 6: Bania Complains About Soup
"Soup's not a meal. You're supposed to buy me a meal."
Kenny Bania is a memorable Seinfeld side character, especially thanks to his famous plotline when Jerry is supposed to treat him to lunch or dinner. Bania insists that soup doesn't possibly count, which enrages and frustrates Jerry.
When fans think back to season 6, they definitely picture Bania and Jerry's debate about what constitutes "a meal," and this is one quote that has become so popular that viewers say it all the time.
Season 7: Susan And George Celebrate Their Engagement
Susan: "I just want you to know that I love your son very much."
Estelle: "May I ask why?"
While Susan Ross and George Costanza seem happy to be engaged in season 7, George's mom Estelle is confused about what Susan can possibly see her in her son.
It would typically be pretty awful for a mother to say this about her child, but fans know that Estelle, Frank, and George have a unique relationship as they make sarcastic comments all the time. It's hilarious to hear Estelle wonder if George is a great match for Susan and a reminder that George has had tough luck in love.
Season 8: George Jokes About Elaine's Bad Dancing
"It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
Elaine's funny Seinfeld storylines include the season 8 episode "The Little Kicks" when she dances at a company party and the other characters realize that she has no groove or rhythm at all.
George makes Jerry smile with his spot-on interpretation of the way that Elaine moves around. When fans reflect on the second last season of Seinfeld, it's hard not to remember this perfect quote, which also shows that George can be just as clever and observational as Jerry.
Season 9: Frank Says His Famous Line
"Serenity now!"
The season 9 episode "The Strike" is a fan favorite thanks to Frank's holiday called Festivus. What's better than a day when people can complain about the things that went wrong and the people who annoyed them in the past 12 months?
The episode "The Serenity Now" is also unforgettable as Frank is listening to a self-help tape that tells him to scream this phrase when he gets stressed out and mad. Fans associate this quote with Frank and also with the sitcom in general. It perfectly evokes the show's funny and quirky tone.