The boys over at CHUD echo my sentiments over the prospect of Rob Schneider in a Gilligan's Island remake. That is to say that it's an excruciatingly bad idea.
Now don't get me wrong, I don't think that Gilligan and the gang were the television equivalent of Citizen Kane. But to have someone with a track record of movies that are too crass to be believed playing the innocent, wide-eyed Gilligan for which Bob Denver is so beloved just makes my skin crawl.
I mean look at that picture... doesn't it make you just want to go get in line right now?