Luann De Lesseps will return for The Real Housewives of New York season 13 premiere, and we're taking a look back by ranking her memorable taglines. Fans will enjoy checking out her taglines throughout the seasons. Bravo viewers are wondering what the Countess has in store for this year. Will this season's tagline be the best yet?
Sometimes, the housewives' taglines are better than the opening episode. Their taglines are also interesting because they hint at what fans may be able to expect from the season ahead. The New York ladies are set to return to the small screen in May, and Bravo lovers are patiently waiting for the season 13 taglines to be released. Until then, we will have to take a walk down memory lane as we look at the best lines from Luann. Fans are hoping that the mother of two does not sing the same old tune by focusing on her mediocre cabaret career.
Seasons 1,2, & 3: "I never feel guilty about being privileged"
The tagline, "I never feel guilty about being privileged" gets the number five spot. The tagline explained de Lesseps' personality perfectly. Bravo fans were introduced to the nurse from Connecticut, who happened to marry a real-life count. They are now divorced, and Luann also split from newer love interest Garth Wakeford. The former model had a snobby vibe, and her fake posh accent fooled no one.
Season 5: "To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally."
At number four, we have the tagline, "To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally." The entire season, fans watched de Lesseps try and confront Ramona Singer due to the "Singer Stinger's" past comments about her parenting. However, Singer would have none of it. Even after a sit-down lunch, the women butted heads. The Countess did try to take the high road, as per her "living elegantly" tagline. This was around the same time she revealed that she was writing a book about etiquette. During the same season, she overindulged in St Barts, made out with a Johnny Depp lookalike, and face planted into a giant bush. The housewife kept it as classy as she could while trying not to look like a hypocrite. While filming the upcoming season, she reportedly had a sobriety coach.
Season 10: "The most interesting people make the best headlines."
At number three is "The most interesting people make the best headlines." The reality star's Christmas Eve Palm Beach arrest was on show in the very first episode of season 10, and her tagline matched perfectly. Fans learned that she had resisted arrest and accosted the police officer. The incident happened while she was spending the holidays alone, after separating from her husband, Tom D'Agostino Jr. Fans really connected with de Lesseps in this particular season, since she bared it all for the cameras.
Season 12: "Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I'm taking center stage in my life."
Grabbing the number two spot is "Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I'm taking center stage in my life." If there is one more storyline about de Lesseps' cabaret, fans may just explode. The questionable singer gets a lot of help from autotune but feels she is a force to be reckoned with in the music industry. Season 12 was all about her small tour, and fans watched as the rest of the housewives were forced to attend her show in upstate New York. Hopefully, season 13's catchphrase will be better than the one that the "Viva La Diva" crooner chose for season 12.
Season 8: "If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess."
At number one is the zinger, "If you can't be cool, you can't be with the Countess." This season showed de Lesseps living it up at Sonja Morgan's home. She was embracing the single life and partying hard. While trying to be slick (and paying homage to her one-night stand during the prior season's girls' trip), she coined her newest tagline. However, fans watched as The Real Housewives of New York star blew her top with Bethenny Frankel at Blue Stone Manor.