The husbands of The Real Housewives of New Jersey were allowed to come out and play as viewers have been praying to the Bravo gods for some sort of spin-off that included the group of five pretty funny men. Finally, viewers were given a look at what it would be like if all eyes were on them.
For the Real Housewives franchise, a tagline is everything, darling (imagine that in the Countess’s voice). These short sentences give way to the mood of an entire season, and while fans aren’t totally vapid and think the women come up with the witty remarks themselves, we all enjoy waiting for them to be released each season. Fans savor every morsel they can get before the premiere episode drops. The men have been asked about potential slogans before during the season 9 reunion. Who could forget Joey Gorga telling Andy Cohen he doesn’t “Flip tables. I have sex on them." With a gem like that, fans knew all the men had more in the vault.
Fans of the New Jersey housewives were granted a smaller prayer during Watch What Happens Live when the husbands got together and thought up their own taglines! @RealityDutchess shared Joe Gorga, Evan Goldschneider, Frank Catania, Bill Aydin, and Joe Benigno’s opening lines if they were to be cast on the show, and they were spot on! It is beyond a doubt that these husbands could give their wives a run for their money.
Fans already knew that the men had pizazz and their own ideas, thanks to their one-liners and Evan’s observation about packing granola bars for the hangry wives. But now, dreams have come true as each released a tagline of their own. The video started off with Frank’s voice saying, “I don’t know how the other men rank but remember, there’s a reason they call me, ‘Big Frank.'” Joe B. played off the fact that his wife, Margaret Josephs, controls his outfits, saying, “I always wear the pants, even if my wife picks out the shirt.” Not to be outdone Jennifer Aydin’s other half, Bill revealed that he is the “only Bill my wife is responsible for,” with Jackie Goldschneider’s husband making a not-so-subtle dig to this season’s drama saying, “The only stuff that I’m doing at the gym is turning heads.” The closer was left down to Melissa Gorga’s husband Joe G., who wrapped the trailer up by saying, “If you envy my wife, get a load of my life.”
Needless to say, now that fans got a peek at what they could expect if the men were to be given their own show, they want more (give an inch, and we will take a mile). The Jersey husbands have always been social and upfront with one another, which has often come as a breath of fresh air. Even when the women are seen at each other’s throats, the men just slowly back away and into their third or fourth tequila shot. Well done, guys, well done.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs Wednesday at 9 pm EST on Bravo
Source: @RealityDutchess