Everyone loves The Witcher for its fantastical tales of monster hunting, fairy tales, and political struggle. Of course, all of which Geralt gets involved in despite his attempts not to. Since the books came out, fans have adored the series, and the video games have only expanded the fandom.
However, another fun part of the games is all the romantic situations Geralt can talk himself into. There's even a sort of game about it, especially in the original Witcher. Geralt can collect romance cards from each of the women he's with. While everyone can debate the weirdness of collecting women cards, it doesn't make the encounters any less interesting.
Celina
So, Geralt can have a pretty steamy roll in the hay with Celina, but things get a little sideways quick. For one, she only wants to be with Geralt because she feels like her sister would like him and she wants to get to him first. Second, in a very short time period, Celina goes from witcher-boinking to ending her own sister's life out of jealousy. Yeah. Yikes.
Just because she's a pretty face doesn't make up for all the terribly messed up stuff Celina does. Geralt even has to solve her sister and Celina's murders afterward. Yeah, because her sister's boyfriend offs her once Celina hurts her sister. Not a great romance, to say the least.
Rozalind Pankiera
Rozalind is the equivalent of a bored housewife, except she's not married. In the Trade Quarter of Vizima, she is held by her family in their home, hidden away as am unmarried woman.
Somehow, though, Rozalind got her hands on Dandelion's Lute. Out of sheer bored curiosity, when Geralt comes to get it, she comes onto him because she heard that touching a witcher tingles. Geralt can take advantage of that curiosity. Kind of a silly romance, but one of Geralt's most amusingly down to earth ones.
Abigail
As witches are Geralt's favorite bedfellows, it's no surprise that he finds comfort in the arms of Abigail, an alchemist in Vizima. However, unlike Triss or Yen, Abigail is not nearly as noble-bred or elegant. Abigail was just minding her own business, selling potions and poisons, a simple merchant in a town. Well, that is, other than some mild suggestive pushes to make her clients hurt other people.
Abigail can be helpful and hurtful; she's a well-meaning but morally gray woman. Regardless of where Geralt falls on judging the fascinating merchant witch, he also can sleep with her in his free time.
Vesna Hood
While there isn't much about Vesna that's too special, the circumstances of her romantic encounter are. Trying to keep out of the eye of her family, Vesna has Geralt meet her in an old mill on the outskirts of town. But not just any mill. This young lady literally takes you into a haunted one.
Luckily, though, all it takes is some wine to give her liquid courage, and then she and Geralt will have quite a fun, salacious time. Bonus fun fact? Vesna Hood's story, trying to find her grandmother's place, is a Red Riding Hood reference.
Adda The White
Many Witcher fans know Adda The White as the cursed daughter of King Folstest. Geralt saved her from being a bloodthirsty Striga when she was only a child. Her mother was hexed when she was pregnant with Adda, and it ended her life. If it wasn't for Geralt, Foltest's daughter would've either been slain by a warrior or have destroyed her kingdom from the inside out.
Many years afterward, Geralt can meet a much older, more mature Adda. Though she still struggles to act like everyone else, she is an adult woman with a mind of her own. She and Geralt can share quite a memorable night together.
Morenn
Many dryads don't give Geralt the time of day. They are beautiful and nude, but their focus mainly on their forests and landscapes, keeping many secrets of their unique lives to themselves. Worse, Geralt is particularly uninteresting to dryads, as they only have sex for procreation and he can't offer that, considering his witcher status.
However, Morenn is an exception. With enough thoughtful convincing, kindness, and flirting, Geralt and Morenn can have a more intimate relationship. All that's needed is a wolf pelt and Geralt's natural charm.
The Queen of The Night
Even in the first Witcher game, it's clear that Geralt is good at seducing women. Therefore, it makes all the more sense that seducing supernatural women would be all the more interesting, at least when it came to one-night stands.
While everyone's favorite witcher probably shouldn't get too tied up in dangerous women, those are his favorite kind. So, when he meets The Queen of the Night, a leader of a beautiful vampiric coven that loves to dabble in carnal pleasures. How could Geralt possibly resist?
The Lady of The Lake
In the first Witcher game, Geralt meets The Lady of the Lake on a few quests. She is a gorgeous goddess of a woman who bestows quests upon heroes and warriors. However, despite her reverence and beauty, most anyone she ever meets is too afraid to treat her like the woman she is.
Geralt is the rare exception. If the Witcher plays his cards right, he can have an intimate night with a literal goddess. As far as one-off romances go, she's easily one of the most impressive. Also, Geralt can run into her in The Witcher 3's Blood and Wine DLC. Neat reunion, right?
Triss Merigold
Even though Triss is a more canonical favorite—and thus has to be higher up on this list—she's not the best romance. But, let's start with why she's good. Triss is a supportive partner with a lot of fun flair to her. She's hot and powerful. There are many great reasons for a Witcher fan to love Triss.
However, Triss does spend most almost all of the first Witcher game willfully lying or omitting truths to Geralt. Even though she knew he loved her friend Yen, he took advantage of his amnesia to seduce him. That's a big yikes. She becomes more forgivable in later games, but in the original Witcher? Not so much.
Shani
Unlike many of Geralt's supernatural lovers, Shani is just a well-meaning young woman who wants to help heal wounded people. A medic, a doctor, she doesn't save people from battles but from wounds. Compared to all the power-hungry sorceresses he can't seem to resist, she's a breath of fresh air. To boot, she's also witty, beautiful, and doesn't take his occasional stubborn jerk behavior.
In the original Witcher game, she helps Geralt and enjoys his company, and, in The Witcher 3, she's one of the few women willing to tell him they won't work out. If Geralt wasn't a wandering monster hunter, maybe they would have a shot at forever.