11Mr. Toad (The Wind in the Willows)

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It wouldn't be fair to call him "evil," but Mr. Toad isn't exactly a serial do-gooder or upstanding moral citizen, either. On the plus side: he's wealthy, adventurous, and a remnant of the old world. On the other hand, he's oblivious to the people around him, self-centred, and vain.

In other words, he and Miss Piggy may be too perfect a match. But she'd still get a hot air balloon ride out of the deal.

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