In Piranha 3DD, David Hasselhoff plays a character who is (sometimes) willing to go out of his way to save people from piranha attacks.
With that in mind, it was a great pleasure to talk to this "experienced" lifeguard about ways to protect oneself from being attacked or surviving a piranha attack. Here are Hasselhoff's three ideas about how people can survive piranha attacks.
- #1: "Stay Out of the Water"
- #2: "Eat a lot of Sushi"
- #3: Find a way "to morph yourself into a Piranha"
Follow these words of advice closely and you might be able to survive a piranha attack, thanks to television icon David Hasselhoff.
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