The hilarious offbeat cop sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine is one of the best things on TV and if you still aren't watching it, go do yourself a favor and binge it at your earliest convenience. If, however, you already are a huge fan of the show, we have some pretty cool Brooklyn Nine-Nine stuff you're gonna wanna treat yourself to.
On top of the numerous witty T-shirts that the show inspired, which any fan of Brooklyn Nine-Nine would love to sport, we've also found other interesting items for you to check out. Do the smort thing and get yourself, or a loved one, something noice.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE AMAZING DETECTIVE/GENIUS T-SHIRT
One of the best running gags on Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the annual Halloween Heist. In season one, Jake bet Captain Holt that he can steal his Medal of Valor by midnight. If he managed to pull off that feat, Captain Holt had to do his paperwork and call Peralta a genius detective/genius. Since then, each year the Nine-Nine has held a heist with an increasing number of participants.
Though the title for the winner has changed to amazing human/genius the year Gina won the heist, the original title is still the more popular version. Fans of Brooklyn Nine-Nine know very well how important this title is, so this officially licensed T-shirt would make for a toit gift.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE PINEAPPLE SLUT SOCKS
Captain Holt’s now-infamous Pineapple Slut T-shirt has become such an instant hit that the shirt became available online almost instantly. However, if you feel a bit shy about wearing such a shirt in public, perhaps you could take these Pineapples Slut socks into consideration. They are a bit more lowkey.
The Pineapple Slut socks are Captain Holt approved merchandise any loyal fan of Brooklyn Nine-Nine needs to add to their wardrobe. Inspired by the best shirt you will find at a novelty gift shop in Mexico, these socks sure are noice.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE COOL, COOL T-SHIRT
Another popular running gag is Jake Peralta’s catchphrase “Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.” Jake has a tendency to repeat the word cool especially when he’s nervous, so naturally, the highest number of “cools” we’ve ever gotten was when he was sentenced to prison.
There’s no doubt that we love Brooklyn Nine-Nine and we love Jake’s cool catchphrase, so if someone was to get us this here T-shirt we’d be in a state of total euphoria, as would probably any other fan of the show.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE BADGE TRAVEL MUG
When Captain Holt first came to the Nine-Nine, he and Jake didn’t quite get along. Jake, who was used to getting involved in all kinds of shenanigans on the job with no repercussions, had a hard time adjusting to his new Captain, who expected nothing short of utmost professionalism and discipline from his subordinates.
However, once they got to work a case together, the two got a bit more comfortable in each other’s company. At the very end of the pilot episode, when Amy takes down the suspect like a badass, Jake quips “That’s how we do it in the Nine-Nine, sir. Catch bad guys and look good doing it.” This iconic line has now been integrated into the Brooklyn Nine-Nine badge, as seen on this cool travel mug.
GINA KNOWS BEST BROOKLYN 99 FUNNY UNISEX ADULT HOODIE
Gina Linetti, aka ‘the human form of the 100 emoji’ and ‘the Paris of people’, the egomaniacal and social-media obsessed civilian administrator who spends most of her day with her face stuck in her phone and whose extreme narcissistic personality baffled even highly educated and renowned psychologists. Gina is infamous for being unbelievably self-absorbed in everything she does.
In the season four episode “Halloween IV”, Gina won the annual heist and made her surprise entrance wearing a hoodie with the words “Gina knows best” stamped on the front. With this hoodie, you can totally steal her look. Just don’t go as far as knocking out your front teeth.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE WHAT'S UP BEACHES UNISEX TANK TOP
In the season six premiere, Jake and Amy headed to a resort in Mexico for their honeymoon where they encountered a depressed Captain Holt. Wallowing in his sorrow, the Captain is acting completely out of character. For example, he came to Mexico on a whim without any clothes, so he bought a bundle of novelty shirts at a nearby gift shop, which just happens to be hilarious.
To quote Captain Holt: “this one says ‘what’s up beaches, instead of bitches, for humor reasons”. While Holt may hate humor, we certainly do not. The shirt is truly hilarious and we think it would make an awesome gift for a Brooklyn Nine-Nine fan.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE BADGE STRIPED SOCKS
Why wear some boring socks when you can look stylish and toit in these awesome striped Brooklyn Nine-Nine socks? The upper part features the police badge of the 99th NYPD precinct as well as their slogan. The words embroidered on the socks “catch bad guys, look good doing it” were spoken by Jake Peralta at the end of the very first episode.
After having seen six great seasons of the show, we’re convinced that the slogan fits the Nine-Nine to a T. For any fan of Brooklyn Nine-Nine these fun socks would be an ideal gift. So, if you have a friend you want to cheer up, consider getting them Brooklyn Nine-Nine socks.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE NOICE T-SHIRT
Every member of the Nine-Nine has their own quirks which make them unique, fun, and beloved by fans. The amazing detective/genius Jake Peralta has a tendency to make up words like noice, smort, and toit. We love saying these Peraltaisms to other Brooklyn Nine-Nine fans, we love the gifs, we love the memes, all of it.
Understandably, we also think this “Noice” T-shirt is rather toit, indeed. Noice is one of the most popular Brooklyn Nine-Nine catchphrases and to have it printed on a T-shirt with such a simple and cool design is definitely our idea of the perfect Brooklyn Nine-Nine gift.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE SEASONS 1-5
After being canceled by FOX after five seasons, Brooklyn Nine-Nine was picked up by NBC. The show came back with a strong season six and NBC renewed it for a seventh season which is set to premiere in midseason. While the current order is for thirteen episodes, there’s still a chance this could change once the show starts airing.
If you have yet to get caught up on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, or you want to collect all the seasons, or you want to make a fan really happy, this collection of the first five seasons is a good way to go. Plus, you’ll get to check out a bunch of never-before-seen deleted scenes.
PINEAPPLE SLUT T-SHIRT
Yet another one of the numerous and humorous novelty shirts that Holt sported while intruding on Jake and Amy’s honeymoon is the unforgettable Pineapple Slut T-shirt. In fact, of all the shirts Holt wore in the “Honeymoon” episode the Pineapple Slut is the most iconic one. Even Jake wanted to get one for himself, wondering if the pineapple is the slut or if it's calling someone else a slut. Well, no one really knows and that’s part of the appeal.
Of course, it didn’t take long for the Pineapple Slut shirt to become available on Amazon, so you too can copy the fan-favorite novelty-vacation-shirt Holt look. Hell, even Stephanie Beatriz (Rosa Diaz) said she’d wear one.
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