Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers is one of the most relatable characters in the show. She is a strong, independent, sensual woman who isn't shy of being boy crazy. Being boy crazy as a tween is completely normal, but for Tina it goes a bit farther than that.
Fans know about Tina's obsessions with butts and her ability to fall in love with multiple boys at once as seen in the episode, "Just One of the Boyz 3 Now for Now." Tina also has an interesting flirting technique that sometimes works. Let's take a look at Tina's top 10 pick-up lines that reel in the boys.
"Hi Boys. I'm Tina"
This pick-up line is simple, yet effective and can get the ball rolling. Tina shot her shot while on Family Fracas and let all boys know who she is and that she likes horses, music, and boys. It's a bold move, but for Tina it's perfect.
The pick-up line can work wonders for Tina. It keeps her options open and she doesn't tend to be picky about who she chooses. Well, a good butt would be the cherry on top.
"Get A Melod-A-You"
When you're trying to show interest in a boy and his hobbies, you have to come up with a catchy pick-up line. When Tina meets Jonas, she is in full-blown crush mode. She compliments his keyboard, but Jonas is quick to correct her.
It's a melodica and Jonas would rather show than explain. Tina has the best pick-up line to try and get him interested with a fun pun on the word melodica. Sadly, Jonas lets it go over his head.
"I See You're Looking Tan And Perfect As Usual"
Tina isn't afraid of complimenting a handsome man or boy and it's a great pick-up line. When Gyro visits the restaurant after Bob is injured, Tina compliments his robust tan and athletic body.
Despite Gyro being much older than Tina, he takes the compliment. It makes you wonder if it works in real life. It wouldn't hurt to try. Everyone likes a nice compliment if it's delivered appropriately.
"Is It Possible To Be In Love With 25 People At Once? You're My Favorite"
Some pick-up lines need to make the person feel special, and like they're the only one you're thinking about. Tina manages to get the perfect pick-up line when she becomes the assistant to the baseball team. Tina being Tina is boy crazy over every member of the team.
She asks Leon if it's possible to be in love with so many people at once. But she makes sure to make Leon feel extra special by saying he's her favorite. Tina's in love but she's got eyes on one in particular. It's the equivalent of someone using the pick-up line in a crowded bar and saying they only had eyes for you amongst a throng of people.
"You're A Handsome Shrimp. You Jumped To The Top Of My List"
Tina Belcher is insatiable when it comes to the opposite sex, but it's what makes her such a fun character. During Lobster Fest, Gene is having a severe allergic reaction to eating lobster. Thankfully, there's a handsome medic dressed as a shrimp.
He catches Tina's eye and she hits him with a good pick-up line. She lets him know he's attractive in his shrimp costume and that he makes the ranks to jump ahead on her list. Anyone would be flattered hearing that, if it weren't coming from a young teen girl.
"The Hand Wants What The Hand Wants"
Tina decides to take things into her own hands, literally. When Tammy gets stuck in her giant head during her bar mitzvah, Tina takes the reigns in the lady's choice dance. Tammy already had her eyes set on a cute boy.
When Tina takes him to the dance floor, she uses her charm and says the line, "The hand wants what the hand wants. I don't know where your back ends and your butt begins." This is arguably one of Tina's best lines. Not to mention she's smooth in the pick-up line's delivery.
"Not Drowning But That Could Change"
Everyone has had their fair share of lifeguard crushes at the pool or at the beach. It's warm weather eye-candy and Tina understands that perfectly. When the kids plan to use synchronized swimming as a ruse to get out of P.E, their plan backfires.
Forced to actually participate, Tina puts the moves on the cute blonde lifeguard. It starts out with a simple "Hi," and a "How are you?" Tina takes it up on notch saying she's good and, "Not drowning but that could change." That's one way to get a lifeguard involved in possible mouth-mouth resuscitation.
"Let's Put The 'Try' In Triangle"
Through many of Tina's zombie fanfictions, audiences know she doesn't mind being in a possible relationship with multiple cute boys. She makes it abundantly clear when Jimmy Jr. and Josh have a dance battle over her. But, they can't come to a clear winner so Tina puts the charm on them with this pick-up line.
Tina has had a lifelong crush on Jimmy Jr. and is intrigued by Josh's dancer persona. Instead of choosing one winner, she suggests trying to have a three-person relationship. Hence putting the "try" in "triangle."
"Brr. It Sure Is Cold In Here"
The full pick-up line Tina says to Jimmy Jr. is, "Brr. It sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket.. or pants." Tina knows how to get Jimmy Jr.'s attention. But only for a short second. The pick-up line is a popular one, but Tina's added "pants" makes it more worthwhile.
Tina has tried multiple times to get Jimmy Jr.'s attention and despite the good flirty moment, he is completely indifferent to her advances. Her bother, Gene, casually throws his pants in an attempt to keep her warm.
"Here's A Bunch Of Numbers. They May Look Randon But They're My Phone Number"
Tina's number one pick-up line comes from the episode, "Lindapednant Woman." Tina falls in love with a boy while she is behind the dairy fridge. The only thing she has to hold on to is his used band-aid. She finally remeets him and his name is Josh.
She plays it cool and gives him the best flirty line when exchanging digits. Handing out your phone number is a big deal and you don't want them to forget about calling you. Tina gets quirky so he remembers her. It might actually be worth a try in the real world.