Over the seasons of Big Brother, only a few houseguests have ranked higher than Dr. Will Kirby, the winner of Season 2 and memorable All-Star in Season 7. The suave, charming, and conceited dermatologist is most famous for his crafty social game and ability to manipulate housemates for his own personal benefit.
Over the course of his 147 days spent in the BB house, Dr. Will dropped one iconic quote after another. Whether he brags and boasts about himself or hurls insults toward his competitors, Dr. Will has some of the all-time best verbal jabs in the history of the show.
The Puppeteer
Dr. Will Kirby played a masterful game en route to winning Big Brother 2. During one of his confessionals, he admitted his ploy to puppeteer his housemates as a way to control their moves and dominate the household.
About his godly role, Will said "I told everyone I created the fast for spiritual cleansing, which was total BS. It puts me in a position of power and if people wonder what I think, then I have some ability to control them. I can be the puppeteer and they can be the marionettes."
Complimenting George
During his return to the BB house as an All-Star in BB7, Will gave one of the most infamous tirades in the history of the show. But the tail-end of the speech also featured a legendary quote regarding housemate 'Chicken George.'
After begging George not to use the Power of Veto on him, Will declared that "this man is bad*ss. He went up against the five wickedest, freakiest Big Brother players and he whooped their a**. Don't use it. Vote me out. Back to you, George."
Feeling Himself
One of Dr. Will's trademark qualities is his rank narcissism and conceited self-compliments. At one point during BB2, he made a statement for the ages regarding his own impressive physique.
While staring at himself in a mirror during his stay in the house, Dr. Will once said "My God. Half Man. Half Amazing." He later underscored his domineering body by saying "I hope that everyone has underestimated my potential for, um...just for massive destruction."
Dr. Evil
Will's vulnerability after losing close friend Krista from the house in week 4 of BB2 turns to vile vitriol in the Diary Room. At first, Will peers into the camera and states "No, there's no one left in the house that I like so we can begin anew and let the games begin."
Moments later inside the DR, Will makes a startling confession when he says "I know everyone in this house is evil. I'm just the only one who can admit it." Dr. Evil indeed!
Bloody Backstabbing
En route to winning BB2, Dr. Will had to navigate a slew of tricky household scenarios, including going on the chopping block after Hardy won HoH. After declaring "I know everyone in this house is evil, I'm just the only one who can admit it," Will upped the threatening ante.
About his housemates, Will told the DR camera "I would stab them in the back and leave them to bleed on the kitchen floor and I wouldn't even clean it up. And if I did, I'd use a dirty towel and leave it on the bathroom floor."
Beatles Comparison
After returning as an All-Star in BB7, Dr. Will wasted little time bragging about his status on the show. Along with Mike Boogie Malin, Will belonged to the Alliance known as ChillTown.
While addressing the Diary Room, Will claimed that "ChillTown is the Beatles of this show. I'm the Paul McCartney and Mike is the John Lennon. Unfortunately, Erika is still the Yoko Ono, she's been in this band entirely too long and she's gonna ruin our career if we're not careful about it."
Back Talking Julie
Dr. Will is an equal-opportunity shade tosser. During one of his more legendary rants, he wastes little time sass-talking Big Brother's distinguished hostess, Julie Chen.
At one point, Julie asks, "Will, you are not sitting in one of the two eviction chairs. It must be killing you that you're not nominated. How are you coping? Will responds by saying "Not great Julie, kind of ready to go and if you wanna mix things up and send me home, I'm ready. You let me know sweetheart!"
That's Insulting!
With a bruised ego, Dr. Will often decries when he feels publicly slighted by his housemates. In BB7, he let his feelings about Jase's decision as HoH be known in a typical Dr. Will fashion.
After failing to secure an eviction nod, Will bemoans "you're going to nominate Janelle and Alison over me? I should be nominated. This is infuriating to me. I am not happy with Jase at all, and I'm going to do what I can to prove I'm a threat. You're going to NOT nominate me? That's INSULTING!"
Five Grand
After masterfully manipulating their housemates on BB2 and winning personal prizes as a result, ChillTown members Dr. Will and Mike Boogey Malin took to the Diary Room to deliver one of the most legendary quotes in the history of Big Brother.
While bragging about the con-job they pulled off, Will asks "Hey Boogie, did win PoV today?" Mike responds by saying "Nah I won a trip to Aruba for two and a plasma television. Did you win PoV?" Will smirks into the camera and beams "no I won uh...five thousand bucks." They two then break into uproarious laughter.
No Love
During week 3 of BB7 All-Stars, Dr. Will gave the single-most legendary tirade on the history of the show. While speaking to his housemates during the veto ceremony, Will got around to saying "I can't find an individual to hate, because I hate you all."
He went on to seethe by saying "there's no one I hate more than anyone else. Now, if you refuse to kick me out, I will be throwing every competition. I will throw every HoH, I will throw every PoV, and I will throw every food competition."