Have you ever thought about the little people, the journeymen directors, the "past it" actors and actresses who must pay those mortgages on the million dollar mansions that they bought when they were "hot"?
Well if your haven't felt a tear in your eye, then now is the time.
Ladies and gentlemen... I give you:
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Beverly Hills Chihuahua is directed by "family film auteur" Raja Gosnell, and is starring Hollywood A-listers: Jamie Lee Curtis , Salma Hayek, Drew Barrymore, Edward James Olmos, Piper Perabo, Andy Garcia and comic legend Cheech Marin.
According to IMDB:
"While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home."
Okay, so it's a slow news day (week, month, year) but you really have to feel sorry for these people. If you make films then you obviously love films. Well, at least I'd like to think so.
Anyway, without further ado, here is the horrific poster for this already horrifically titled film:
I'm pretty sure Raja Gosnell loves movies. After spending his time serving as Chris Columbus' editor, the guy must have thought that he'd served enough time to go out and direct his own films. I'd bet money that Raja (I feel that I can call him Raja) directed Home Alone 3 because he knew the franchise and hey - it was his foot in the studio door.