With a world as expansive and immersive as The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim's, some players might fantasize about what it would be like to reside therein - or what fictional features they'd like to summon forth to the real world, instead. If given the opportunity, not too many items from Bethesda's beloved RPG would likely get left behind (save for plates and goblets, perhaps). However, there are some Skyrim items that would be particularly useful to own in real life.
Counterintuitively, one thing that might not be as resourceful as it seems in real life is septims. Although some Dragonborn have amassed serious riches during their adventures in the homeland of the Nords, the real-life value of a Skyrim septim could actually be abysmal. Other items with unique, otherworldly effects would be much more worth nabbing, whether it's for good-hearted or mischievous intentions.
Skyrim's Masque Of Clavicus Vile Would Save Money
In lieu of septims, having Skyrim's Masque of Clavicus Vile in real life could save a great deal of money. In-game, the effects of this Daedric artifact allow players to buy and sell items for a price that's 20% better, and it also increases the Persuasion skill in Speech, making it the most effective haggling tool. Getting a 20% discount on all real-life purchases would add up quickly, and being able to persuade others more easily could make it a powerful tool. The only downside would be actually wearing it, as this creepy-looking headgear would probably scare away some people (or, it could land the wearer an even better price).
Heartbreak Could Be Avoided With Skyrim's Amulet Of Mara
With Skyrim's Amulet of Mara, gone would be the days of breakups, failed proposals, and unrequited love. Elder Scrolls 6 can fix marriage in its own ways, but such issues could be avoided entirely if this magical necklace existed in real life. Although a typical human wouldn't be able to utilize the 10% cost reduction on Restoration spells, they could certainly benefit from the message it sends to potential and current lovers. By signifying that they're seeking a committed, long-term marriage (or that they aren't), a lot of confusion and heartache could be prevented without so much as a single word uttered.
Skyrim's Wabbajack Would Be A Cool Party Trick
Being another Skyrim Daedric artifact, the Wabbajack staff would be by far the most entertaining item to carry over into real life. This weapon is unlike any other in the game, as it casts an entirely random effect onto an unlucky target rather than dealing any reliable amount of damage.
Of course, it would be a gamble to use the Wabbajack, lest users risk permanently turning their friend into Bethesda's longest-running Easter egg, a sweetroll. But its sheer unpredictability and chaos would make it an unbeatable party trick in real life.
Hevnoorak Mask From Skyrim Would Ensure Health
On a slightly more serious note, the Hevnoorak Mask would be an invaluable asset to any person. Wearing this dragon priest mask in Skyrim grants the wearer total immunity to both diseases and poison, leaving only weapon violence and other physical accidents to harm them. As long as one took special care not to get into any fights and to avoid danger in the streets, they might as well be immortal, thanks to complete protection from measly human ailments.
Skyrim's Oghma Infinium Would Provide Wealth Of Knowledge
Those seeking infinite wisdom would have to look no further than the Oghma Infinium to answer all of their burning questions. This book contains the ancient insights of Hermaeus Mora, the Daedric prince of forbidden knowledge who is assumed to have time-traveling abilities. In-game, it allows players to instantly boost a certain skill, but unlike all Black Books in Skyrim, which were also written by Mora, the Oghma Infinium doesn't require its reader to travel through the Lovecraftian realm of Apocrypha to obtain the information they seek. The only downside is that it's said to cause brain hemorrhages in those who can't handle its contents.
Sanguine Rose Could Summon A Powerful Skyrim Ally
Coming straight from the planes of Oblivion, Dremora Lords are some of the most irritable creatures in Skyrim - but they would make for some incredibly intimidating bodyguards in real life. When summoned through the Sanguine Rose, Dremora will be bound to the player's will (unlike summoning Unbound Dremora, who will immediately turn hostile). So although they might occasionally grumble about it, the Sanguine Rose would be well worth it, as Dremora Lords would offer unmatched protection to anyone. Their diabolical appearance would likely prompt anyone without a death wish to look away.
Skyrim's Skeleton Key Would Unlock Infinite Riches
One of the most useful items one can get in Skyrim is the Skeleton Key, but it would be equally resourceful to own in real life. Although this artifact technically belongs to Nocturnal, it's not uncommon for players to defy the command of the Daedric Prince simply to keep this key in their pockets. It can be used to unlock any lock in Skyrim without the pressure of breaking lockpicks - and even though lockpicking doesn't tend to be an everyday occurrence in real life, the Skeleton Key would come in handy during other particularly dire and frustrating situations (like locking oneself out of the house or the car).
Invisibility Potions From Skyrim Are Multi-Purpose
Last but certainly not least, invisibility potions are a no-brainer pick from Skyrim's list of alchemic brews: specifically, the Potion of Prolonged Invisibility, which lasts the longest at 50 seconds. Players should always have this Skyrim potion on hand in case the chance for some mischief arises. The opportunity window is short, but there would be some creative real-life uses for it regardless.
In reality, owning anything from the Skyrim universe would constitute some serious bragging rights - but a plain Iron Sword wouldn't be anywhere near as exciting as an item with one-of-a-kind effects. Whether the goal is to save a bit of money with the Masque of Clavicus Vile, or to pit a servant Dremora Lord against an enemy, the above items are the cream of the crop in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim, and they'd be a blast to have in real life.
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