William Penix (@wilhelmphoenix) is a William & Mary alum, list writer for ScreenRant and film reviewer for Cut Print Film. Aside from salivating about every fantastic new release, he likes to enjoy craft beer and a great scotch, jam to anything from classical to Cattle Decapitation and yell incoherently about Liverpool FC.
Articles by William Penix
These horror flicks could never live up the expectations we set for them.
Laughing here is permitted, assuming you perform at least three acts of goodwill afterward.
These 15 sports movies likely won't - and probably shouldn't - fill you with purpose.
Watch as we pervert 17 of your non-horror favorites into potentially terrifying fright flicks.
Another one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust. Thank goodness.
Few movies in history have grossed $1 billion, but these 15 justified the price tag that got them there.