Author of the Exponential Apocalypse sci-fi comedy novels. Jersey transplant, lung transplant. Coffee fiend. Writing can be found on Cracked, Monkeybicycle, the New York Times' Modern Love column, and all across the world wide web. Avid fan of both Shakespeare and fart jokes.
Articles by Eirik Gumeny
Here's everything you need to know about Thor: Ragnarok's Valkyrie but were too afraid to ask - from her dark origins to her many teammates.
While we all remember X-Men: The Animated Series fondly. However, actually re-watching the show tends to emphasize how many mistakes there were.
For a lady who can’t touch anyone, X-Men's Rogue sure knows how to get down. It's time to dig into her diary and find out who she's hooked up with.
The best actors draw from real-life experiences, which might explain why so many on-screen couples end up hooking up after the cameras stop rolling.
Superheroes and secret identities go together like peanut butter and jelly. Unfortunately, so does blabbing about those secret identities and regret.
Hellcat is poised for a breakout. It's time to discover all of the secret's of Marvel's oldest character and Jessica Jones' closest friend.
It’s hard out there for a supervillain, and, with some laughably terrible superpowers, there’s a bunch of bad guys who are better off staying in bed.
There are some places that superheroes need to defend, then there's these places that are downright strange.
The recent comics boom has been kind to the forgotten characters shelved way in the back. So don’t call it a comeback. They’ve been here for years.
Magneto's real superpower seems to be his inability to keep it in his pants. So which of his kids would win in a fight?
When you're a ragtag bunch of heroes like the Guardians of the Galaxy, bad things are bound to happen. Here are some of the worst.