About Christopher Teuton
Christopher J. Teuton is an author, game developer, film director, painter, and producer based out of Savannah, GA, in the United States. When not working on his various projects, advocating for a new video game set in The Matrix universe, or spending time with his family, Christopher J. Teuton mostly enjoys playing with dogs and climbing on trees.
Author Details
Christopher J. Teuton is an author, game developer, film director, painter, and producer based out of Savannah, GA, in the United States. When not working on his various projects, advocating for a new video game set in The Matrix universe, or spending time with his family, Christopher J. Teuton mostly enjoys playing with dogs and climbing on trees.
Industry Focus
Christopher has worked for Screen Rant for many years and in numerous roles, including as a writer, editor, section lead, hiring associate, and training coordinator. While no longer full-time, he still occasionally publishes game reviews, game developer interviews, and weird experiments with odd products, like testing "CBD For Gamers" while playing Pathologic 2.
Favorite Media
Christopher's most recently played favorite video games, in no particular order, include Pentiment, Skyblazer, Super Mario World, Armored Core 6, FFX, MK Mythologies: Sub Zero, Enter The Matrix, Hitman, Majora's Mask, King's Quest 8, Dark Souls, MGS2, Dead Rising, Hexen, EcoQuest, Psychonauts 2, GTA3, Silent Hill 2, Summoner, Starfield, Amazon Trail, and Mafia.
Latest Articles
Valheim Map: How Big It Is & What Happens When You Sail To The Edge
Valheim offers a massive open world for players to explore, but how big is it really, and what happens when you reach the edge of Valheim's map?
Why Superman As A Villain Makes More Sense For Video Games
It's hard to translate the power of Superman to a player's perspective, which is likely why Evil Superman works better in games like Suicide Squad.
Every Dark Souls Game, Ranked Worst To Best
There have only been three Dark Souls games but they are completely different experiences despite their similarities, and one is clearly best.
Red Dead Redemption 2's Massive Map Is A Problem For RDR3
Because of how much ground Arthur Morgan and John Marston covered in the Red Dead Redemption series, it's hard to know where RDR3 should go next.
Ocarina of Time's Best Song Causes Child Link's Worst Problem
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time does a lot of things right, but the early game's pacing leaves a lot to be desired and it's all Saria's fault.
WoW: The Burning Crusade Classic Officially Announced, Will Be Optional
After being leaked in advance, Blizzard has officially confirmed World of Warcraft Classic players will be able to move on to The Burning Crusade.
New Assassin's Creed Game & Setting Titles Ubisoft Hasn't Used (Yet)
There have been a lot of Assassin's Creed games with generic or predictable subtitles, and it is likely the next AC game will follow this pattern.
Valheim Travel Problems: Why Road-Building Is Key
Valheim's massive open world may contain a lot of opportunities for crafting, but sometimes getting from one place to another can be a hassle.
GTA 6 Locations Should Take Lessons From Bully & Manhunt
The more recent Rockstar Games titles have become larger and more expansive than ever, but GTA 6 would be better if it learned from the past.
Palette-Swapped Mortal Kombat Ninja Colors MK Never Used
Even though it may seem like Mortal Kombat has had every color of ninja imaginable at one point or another, there are actually a few it missed.
Grand Theft Auto 3 Deserves A 20th Anniversary Edition Remaster
2021 marks the 20th anniversary of Grand Theft Auto 3, and Rockstar Games should celebrate by releasing a graphically-updated version on PS5.
What Grand Theft Auto's Worst Collectibles Are (All Games Included)
Over the years there have been a lot of different kinds of collectibles in the Grand Theft Auto franchise, but some are clearly worse than others.
Official Mortal Kombat Face Masks Should Be Easier To Find
It's ridiculous that WB and NetherRealm, two companies who have pushed purchasable DLC for years, haven't released official Mortal Kombat face masks.
Hitman 3 Secret Ending (& Easter Egg) Explained
Hitman 3 offers Agent 47 a choice at the very end of the game, although the actual act of choosing may be missed on the player's first time through.
Every Hitman 3 Level Is Better On A Second (Or Third) Playthrough
One of the most important aspects of Hitman is the amount of replayability offered by the game's levels and missions, and Hitman 3 excels.
Hitman 3 Ending (& Story) Explained
Hitman 3 offers players a solid conclusion for the World of Assassination trilogy which began in 2016 while still allowing future stories to be told.
Hitman 3 Review: A Fitting End
Hitman 3 is the best game in IO Interactive's World of Assassination trilogy and quite possibly the best Hitman game in the entire franchise.
GTA 6 Should Have A GTA 26 STIHL Saw (For A Vice City Callback)
One of Grand Theft Auto's best weapons was originally a callback to Scarface, and GTA 6 should definitely include a saw of equal or greater power.
Red Dead Redemption: How Much It Cost To Save John Marston's Life
After everything he went through in Red Dead Redemption 2, John Marston's life was almost cut short at the beginning of Red Dead Redemption.
Every GTA Location, Ranked Worst To Best
Grand Theft Auto features a number of repeating cities and landscapes, but which one is more engaging than all the others in the franchise?