Monster type: Vampire
Positive Trait: She'll give you eternal life...
Negative Trait: ...but not eternal youth.
Acceptability of Monster Form: High
Chances of Survival: Extremely High*
Let's slow things down here… it's time for a couples-only skate (no backward fanciness allowed).
Imagine you found this beautiful women, who is smart, mature (WELL beyond her years), and who says that she wants to spend the rest of her life with you. What would you do?
You check her attic.. and then call shenanigans. Oh, what are all these coffins? This is where you dump the living remains of every other man you wanted to spend the rest of your life with?
Yeah, I'm not a scrapbook, honey… it's time to get all Buffy the Vampire Slayer on your ass.
*you'd rather die