Monster type: Vampire
Positive Trait: Snake dancing = Win
Negative Trait: You wouldn't like her when she gets angry.
Acceptability of Monster Form: Low
Chances of Survival: Medium
Oh Salma… You know what? I think this is doable. Sure, you're a vampire… and I'm what you like to eat – but that doesn't mean we can't get along. I mean, it's obvious that you practiced with that snake enough to be the featured performer at the "Titty Twister", and it's still alive.
Just think of me as some type of cuddly snake… and when you decide to put your ug-face on, maybe I'll track down some homeless men for you to feast on.
You know what? Scratch that! This is how women turn good men bad. Where is Blade? In prison?! How the hel… but he's Blade!