Monster type: Sexy Abomination of Science
Positive Trait: Her name is "nerd" spelled backwards.
Negative Trait: She can spontaneously turn into a man.
Acceptability of Monster Form: Medium/High
Chances of Survival: Low
Where is Peter Venkman? We need him again.
Ready?
WHAT DID YOU DO, R… Adrian Brody?! You dirty Dog! Perhaps the Pianist isn't up on his HBO Def Comedy Jam, but that isn't an excuse to not know the golden rule of women: You NEVER have a "fling" with a woman that has the DNA of a bunch of damn dirty animals – NEVER!
Well, unless we're talking about Cheetara from the ThunderCats. Am I right, Lion-O? Yeah… you know what I'm talking about! ThunderCats roar it up, buddy.