Mr. Floppy has several bad-ass qualifications: he drinks, he smokes, he cusses, he's lewd and he's the figment of Jack Malloy's schizophrenic imagination.
He almost always has a cynical opinion on every topic and says whatever is on his mind - pulling no punches in the process.
He also has a huge crush on Drew Barrymore - proving he obviously has good taste in women.