5 Movie Roles Will Smith Needs to Play

Published 3 years ago by , Updated August 14th, 2013 at 7:57 am, This is a list post.

Fresh-Prince-of-Bel-Air-Will-Smith(NOTE: We first published this a few years ago, but have dusted it off in honor of Men in Black 3 (read our review). It is meant to be humorous and satirical, in case you're wondering).I'd only be half-kidding if I were to say that 75% of the time that a new leading man role is announced, I hear at least three people in our comment sections nominating Will Smith for the part. In fact, in my line of work I hear the name "Will Smith" mentioned so many times that it's becoming something of a neurotic tick in my brain. Now that Men in Black 3 is here, Smith's name has resurfaced once again in the cultural zeitgeist.It never seems to matter what the role in question is: people seem to think that Will Smith - a.k.a. The Fresh Prince, a.k.a. Big Willie, a.k.a. "His Jiggyness" - is the man for part. Granted, Smith is ultimate embodiment of old Hollywood star power. The man has conquered everything - the radio airwaves, the small screen, silver screens all over the world - and his star power is still shining so bright that even his son, Jaden, has been able to bask in its glow (if The Karate Kid's $100 million gross is any indication).Truly it is a Will Smith world we live in and rather than rage against the machine, I'll instead help oil its gears by providing you readers (and Hollywood, if you're watching) with "The 5 Roles Will Smith NEEDS to Play".

Every Biopic About an American Icon

Will Smith as Muhammad AliWho better than Big Will to star in the upcoming biopics about treasured American Icons? It's been said many times by many folks that Will Smith unequivocally embodies the American Spirit, so if Hollywood is trying to make biopics about historical figures who have become synonymous with the American ideal, they need an A-list leading man to bring those spirits and ideals to life onscreen.Currently in the pipeline are biopics about Jimi HendrixRichard Pryor and Tupac Shakur, which are all prime Will Smith material, but why stop there? Why let the talent of Big Willie be hampered by something as trivial as race? Give him the Frank Sinatra biopic, the Abraham Lincoln biopics (both of them) - the whole works!You think "Old Blue Eyes" wouldn't give his blessing to "Old Brown Eyes" popping in a pair of colored contacts to portray him onscreen? Throw Jazzy Jeff in there as Sammy Davis Jr. and it'll be just like old times again! As for Abraham Lincoln: Dude, Will Smith has more Lincoln in his swagger than Lincoln ever did! 'Nuff said!

Every Black Superhero (and Even a Few White Ones)

Will Smith SuperheroBoth Marvel Studios and DC Entertainment/Warner Bros. are building epic superhero movie franchises at the moment - although there's been a notable lack of heroes of color on the screen ever since Wesley Snipes helped usher in the modern era of superhero movies with his role as Blade (a role Will Smith should've played, BTW!).The lack of superhero diversity on the big screen hasn't gone unnoticed, and as a result, there are plans to get black superheroes into the movies - a perfect opportunity to add some Will Smith to the mix! It's already being said every day in our comment sections - Black PantherLuke Cage, Bishop from X-Men, The Falcon, Green Lantern Jon Stewart - Will Smith would be perfect for any one of these superhero roles - hell, he could probably play all of them.But lets be real: a lot of those C-List heroes aren't big enough for Will Smith! No, our beloved Big Willie has the kind of world-encompassing charisma that is best reserved for the biggest and brightest heroes in the stable! So toss him in the upcoming Superman reboot (it almost happened before), or replace Chris Evans with Big Will in Marvel's Captain America (there's still time!). Will Smith is basically a superhero already, so nothing is really off limits, as far as superhero movies are concerned,.Besides, if you don't give The Fresh Prince a chance to play some of the biggest heroes on the block, you know Hollywood is just going to create knock-off versions of those heroes and have him star in the films anyway (*cough*Hancock *cough*). Why not cash in on the combination of star power and brand recognition? Isn't that what Hollywood is all about?

Every Character Who Saves The World

5 Roles Will Smith Needs To PlayDid Tom Cruise save planet Earth in War of the Worlds? No. And you know why? BECAUSE HE'S NOT WILL SMITH!!! Only Big Will has the necessary Jiggyness to save an entire planet!Whether it's greeting aliens with a punch in the face (Independence Day), or whipping out his "Noisy Cricket" to blast extraterrestrials into a fine goo in the Men In Black franchise, Will Smith is the man to call when the planet needs saving. And we all know what happened when robots and/or those freaky I Am Legend mutants tried to run us off - Will Smith to the mother-f'in rescue!In Peter Berg's Battleship movie, aliens take on the Navy; Berg and Smith already established Hancock as an Earthly protector, so I'm sure Big Will would have no problem kicking E.T.'s ass all across the seven seas! Or how about those nasties from outer space who invade the old west in Jon Favreau's adaptation of Cowboys & Aliens? Well, if you've seen Wild Wild West, you already know which cowboy Favreau and Co. needed to call for help... HINT: It ain't Daniel Craig!Big Will's reputation as defender of our planet is so esteemed that there are already calls for him to return to duty in a couple of Independence Day sequels, and Smith is once again keeping us safe in the cosmos while simultaneously "making 3D look good" in Men In Black III. The man is tireless!

Will Smith as Jaden Smith in the Remake of 'Big'

Will Smtih Biopic Starring Jaden Smith 1Okay, so right now I'm only half-joking.  I could actually see this film happening (if it isn't already). Check out my own completely unofficial synopsis:Jaden Smith stars as an "urban youth" whose single mother works all the time, leaving him alone to face Brooklyn's toughest neighborhood. One hot summer night, the young man steals away to the boardwalk of Coney Island, where he encounters a fortune teller who shows him a future in which he is strong, handsome, wealthy and happy. Just before he falls asleep on the beach, the young boy wishes upon a falling star for his future to come true now, and when he awakes the next morning he's a full-grown adult, ready to make his prophesied future a reality - with a child's hope and wonder as his only guides.Daddy Smith and son Smith would reunite on the big screen, and  Big Will would once again showcase what a great off-screen dad he is by delivering a funny and touching rendition of his son Jaden's shining personality. I'm pretty sure that Tom Hanks will approve; with the one-two punch of Jaden and Will in one movie, who wouldn't approve?In fact, let's go ahead and throw Jada Pinkett-Smith in there as the mother and make this thing a Smith family trifecta - I can already smell the cash pouring into the box office![EDITOR'S NOTE: If this movie gets made your old friend Outlaw wants a cut of the action!... No, seriously, a "finder's fee" will be in order!]

Will Smith Playing Jamie Foxx Playing Will Smith in 'Big Willie: The Will Smith Story'

Will Smith Seven Pounds movie imageA biopic about Will Smith starring Will Smith? Said one Hollywood exec: "It's genius! We'll call it an 'auto-biopic,' shoot it in 3D IMAX and charge $30 a ticket!"Of course, seeing Will Smith walk around the screen as Will Smith wouldn't be that interesting: to add some "dramatic depth" to the project Will would structure his performance based on Jamie Foxx's portrayal of Will Smith - exactly the sort of meta-technique we expect from a qualified thespian!From West Philadelphia born and raised to the heights of superstardom, Big Willie would detail all of trials and tribulations (there must've been some...right?) that Will Smith overcame in order to become the Legend he is today (see what I did there?).Big Will would also write/direct/produce the film - with some help from his lovely wife, of course. Jada could also play herself in the movie, and there would be a dual role for Jaden as both young Will and himself (for anyone else it might be overkill - but not for a Smith!).Of course the whole thing would have to premiere in theaters exclusively in 3D IMAX: Will Smith's life is simply too large for the constrictive dimensions of your standard movie theater screen. None of that 2D nonsense over here - if you want to get an inside look at Big Will's life, you have to get inside of it!


will smith fresh prince big willieSo there you have it: a well-plotted road map for Will Smith's career that will keep him coasting through the next decade and up to that podium at the Oscars where he belongs.(P.S. - In case there's STILL a question, this was all just for fun - THESE ARE NOT REAL SUGGESTIONS (except maybe that Big remake). We all know that whichever roles Big Willie chooses play, they will be golden. The man just shines that bright!)And if  you're wondering why this all sounds so ridiculous - well, this is pretty much how it looks when you pull together every single Will Smith casting suggestion people feed into our comments section every day. Trust us, we're all too aware of how ridiculous it is. ;-)
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  1. Will and Jaden vs the Rock in Shazam.

  2. Will Smith as Barak Obama.

    Really surprised that this wasn’t mentioned,even if the article is a goof.

    • Uhh…don’t you think Satan would be more appropriate and accurate, to play the Obamanation?

      • While I agree that Will Smith doesn’t look like Obama, too young looking, too muscular, and even though he can lose the build to be scrawnier like Obama, I still think his shoulders are too broad, and I can tell you that I disagree with a lot of his politics, I don’t think it’s really appropriate to say our president, like him or not, should be portrayed by the devil… Yes, I understand when people would have said the same thing about Bush pretty much no liberals would do what I’m doing and stand up for him, but whatever, I guess we’re all different…

  3. Good post. Barack Obama is also one.

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  4. None of those roles are suited to Will Smith, actually, and I really like him as an actor.

    If Barack Obama was shone from the right-light (meaning from a critical light — show all the broken promises — the false-hope-super-hero vs all-presidents are puppets king of light) then yeah Smith could do it. If it is a dreamy biopic then it would be a downfall type of role; kind of like Leo DiCaprio doing a climate movie after we-all-realized that Al Gore’s movie was horrifyingly in-accurate, agrandized, and undeserving of an Oscar and Nobel — In Leo’s case the topic was too heavily trod and heavy handed.

  5. A few years ago Mr Smith was offered roles in two different movies. First was the role of Neo in the Matrix the other was James West in The Wild Wild West. He took the latter for two reasons. First he couldn’t understand the plot of the Matrix(for that matter who can understand it). Second he got to sing on the soundtrack of the Wild Wild West. Today the Matrix has made millons and the Wild west is almost forgotten. I don’t blame Mr. Smith nobody could have done anything with that script and I look forward to MIB3.

    • …and yet which of the two actors is doing better? SMH

  6. A sense of humor goes a long way. I had previously thought of Will doing the Jimmy Hendrix story. As for Frank: Old Blues would have been proud…he was just that type of guy with enough swagger to last the next lifetime. Everything i read about Frank Sinatra whom i am a great fan of tells me he and Will would have gotten along very well. Will would have understood Frank and learned from him. Yet they would have both agreed Will as Frank or Tupac or Lincoln…ugh no. Both men with a lot of swag(Will and Frank). Yet,let’s keep it real.

  7. I’m truly sick of Will Smith. They act like he’s the only talented black actor out there. To tell you the truth, he is a fine actor, but he is overrated, and he doesn’t belong in every movie. I haven’t seen the last 5 movies he was in and I refused to see THE KARATE KID.

    • Okay true,but give the man his dues

    • I sense an avalanche of jealousy!! Sad.

  8. I thought this was a serious article. . . the only movie I’d like to see Mr. Smith play that you noted was Big. He & Jaden are good together. On a serious note, I see him playing Sam Cooke, President Obama & Duke Ellington, if ever Hollywood would allow these biopics to be made.

  9. the five movie roles that will smith needs to play are blade,cyborg,luke cage,black panther and spawn.

  10. i think he wouldve been a better Green Latern…

    • Thank you!

  11. This is really a thing to consider, thank you very much regarding writing about this subject. . !

  12. lmfao will smith as superman. That’s so Hollywood dumb its not even funny. Plus look at the other ones on the list. he is too old for cage and the black panter. he might pull off bishop but that would be cheesey. the only super hero I can see him play is forge . I don’t get why marvel doesn’t hire more aa writers so they can have more aa properties . Look at what they are doing with the fantastic 4. out of the 4 the thing would be the only one I was ok with being aa just because the idea of keeping sue and johnny brother and sister but changing johnny’s race is retarded. how about instead of messing up the fantastic 4 they make a movie about a black family that gets super powers and they can have the media spin them to be villians. then you could have the f4 confront them. Richards would realize that the black super family aren’t villians and in the end they became allies . Or make everyone in the f4 black and make the black panther white, make cage Asian.

  13. A remake of Big would be awesome!