Why Screen Rant probably won’t ever get previews from studios…
Apr 18, 2005 by Vic HoltremanI just read a short article over at ComingSoon.net about the upcoming remake of House of Wax. It seems that Warner Bros. sent them a gallery of images from the upcoming film which co-stars…. Paris Hilton.
Yes, the same one you’ve heard of and have no doubt seen pictures of.
The good folks over at “Coming Soon” refer to the movie as:
“the anticipated horror remake, House of Wax…”
From what I’ve seen in the trailer, and the fact that Paris Hilton is “acting” in this film (actually, from the trailer it would be more accurate to say that she gets second billing next to her breasts), I could never type “anticipated horror remake” and “House of Wax” in the same sentence with a straight face. 
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I very much expect Paris Hilton to be out-acted by a wax figure.
I think it’s safe to say that Hollyweird has thoroughly chewed up the poor girl and is now in the process of spitting her out. Instead of learning the ropes of money management and making wise investments, she has chosen to spend half her time on the party circuit and the other half catering to the lowest common denominator. She’ll regret it, but by then it will be too late.
Brian
David, LMAO!!!
Brian, the party circuit/lowest common denominator combo is what got Paris her fame and indirectly her role in this film. Somehow I think she’ll end up with a big house in Beverly Hills and a revolving account at the Betty Ford clinic.
In the long run it is sad, actually.
Vic
“I could never type “anticipated horror remake” and “House of Wax” in the same sentence with a straight face.”
Ahh Vic, that’s why we love it here!
Thanks, Simone… I do what I can.
Vic
In all fairness, the only thing this movie has going for it IS Paris Hilton.
But seriously, I’m just wondering, do you really want to receive preview pics of House of Wax? Okay, I would too.