
With the fourth and final season of Battlestar Galactica upon us, I have many questions swirling around in my head. Not to mention I either hate or thank Ron Moore for this. Thanks Ron!!!
Before I start, I have to warn you that as of April 4th of this year, it was reported over on EW that the first 10 of the last 20 episodes are scheduled to air – which seems to confirm what they were saying over on SyFy Portal about the season being split up, so be ready for a break in the midst of it all if the writers strike didn’t mess up their plans. (BTW, the EW link has some good background info for those who need to play catch-up.)
So who the frak is the final Cylon? Let me torment you with some logic and observations first.
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In the picture above, it’s called Battlestar Galactica: The final supper. In the picture is a goblet by itself at the table. Is there some significant clue by this missing representation of a figure or the cornerstone to the answer? It is such a simple goblet or cup, yet by itself, being pondered heavily by Lee Adama. At EW.com, if you click on the number representing the goblet, they point out that Moore insinuates the missing Cylon is not at the table. Well, there go a a few theories.
One of my first thoughts, since they like tossing twists at us, is Mr. Gaeta, only because if you look at the four of the final five, they’re all in strong support positions in the fleet, much like Gaeta has been all along.
The wheels are turning now, aren’t they?
But yet as I ponder the final Cylon, I also have in my head the quote we’ve heard a number of times, first in Battlestar Galactica: Razor, and then in the show itself: “This has all happened before; and will all happen again”
What the heck does that mean?
In recent episodes, we’ve seen the Cavils having the raiders lobotomized, referring to them as “They’re tools, not pets.” – Which says they’re treating members of their own race like slaves. Not cool Cavil. In fact, maybe foretelling?
We’ve seen Six’s and Sharons’ give the Centurions free thinking.
We also see the Six’s and Sharons have the Cavils, Dorals, and Simons all shot, and then Six asks one of the Centurion’s to “throw the surviving Cavil model out the airlock… please.”
In that scene, there’s a Centurion in the foreground cleaning up the massacre mess, and when she said please, he stopped what he was doing and seemed to look in her direction, pondering, then went about his business. That scene said it all for me, because what I saw was a spark of a thought in that metal head of his. Dare I say, a plan? Wait, doesn’t the show open up saying the Cylons have a plan? This all started with the shiny guys, it’s probably going to end with the shiny guys.
Bruce’s Revelation, with the reasoning that created it:
1. Humans created the Cylons.
2. Cylons rebelled against their human creators.
3. The Cylons evolved themselves into their creators image (aka “skin jobs”).
4. The new Cylons (skin jobs) lobotomize the Raiders AND in the same move, have given the Centurions free thinking.
With this, I project the following inspirations:
- The Centurions are not just tools.
- They must rebel against their creators in order to avoid being lobotomized.
- Suddenly, we will have the Cylons fighting the “Humans” all over again.
We then see “humans” defending themselves against the “Cylons / Centurions” and of course, the Centurions would probably create skin jobs somewhere down the road in order to infiltrate the “humans.”
And it starts all over.
Hence, all of humanity is “The Last Cylon.”
For me, this premise puts to rest some questions and doubts I have had about the new Cylons… For example, if Tigh is a Cylon, how was he in the first Cylon war?
If it’s not all of humanity, I’ll go with Plan B: Gaeta.
Me? I can sleep now. It all makes sense… that is until I find I’m wrong.
What’s your take? I would love to hear your thoughts on the matter!
Photo Credits: Last Supper: Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Blog; Cylon vs. Cylon: Galactica TV
UPDATE (9/27/08): Aaron Douglas who portrays Chief Tyrol participated in an online interview and he blows the lid off of some story details from the end of season 4, with potential story spoilers. You might want to jump on over and check out our newest post about Aaron Douglas Dishing Out Possible Spoilers.
UPDATE (1/18/09) See our coverage of season 4.5 premiere episode and who the final Cylon revealed is over on our Battlestar Galactica Premiere post!
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The Doctor is the last Cylon.
He controls Roslyn’s cancer.
He gave Cally the psychotropics.
He faked Hera’s death.
Presumably, he attended Nicholas’ birth.
other points revealed in the show so far to keep in mind – these are from other sites’ recaps, incl wikipedia, so I don’t know of their accuracy
1) Pythia’s story of the exedus from Kobol was 3600 years before the Cylon war. I don’t remember this said in the show, but probably 2nd season. This puts the whole timeline of the lifecycle Bruce creates into perspective, and makes sense
2) Kara is both leading the fleet to Earth and, according to the Hybrid, will destroy humanity. does this mean that it is reaching Earth that destroys the fleet? i.e. if the fleet abandoned finding Earth, they would they survive?
Ok, now I’m cross-eyed…
populate Earth (the new Kobol) -> exedus to 12 colonies -> colonies destroyed, fleet searches for “Earth” (which becomes the next Kobol) -> cycle repeats
where does the old Kobol fit in as a marker to Earth? How is the legend of ‘Earth’ as the 13th tribe created in each cycle?
so far in the show, the following items (fromthe top of my head) have been clues to Earth:
Arrow of Apollo
Temple on Kobol
Eye of Jupiter on the algea planet
Supernova in the algea solar system
Starbuck
So who created these and for what purpose? Are they “recycled” during each cycle or newly created each time?
Ok, now I’m cross-eyed…
populate Earth (the new Kobol) -> exedus to 12 colonies -> colonies destroyed, fleet searches for “Earth” (which becomes the next Kobol) -> cycle repeats
where does the old Kobol fit in as a marker to Earth? How is the legend of ‘Earth’ as the 13th tribe created in each cycle?
so far in the show, the following items (from the top of my head) have been clues to Earth:
Arrow of Apollo
Temple on Kobol
Eye of Jupiter on the algea planet
Supernova in the algea solar system
Starbuck
So who created these and for what purpose? Are they “recycled” during each cycle or newly created each time?
Duh,
Since Baltar was vaporized in the first episode and was running in a field 10 minutes later, I kinda think it’s him.
My theory…
I don’t believe they will ever reach Earth. They will come to realize that they were all cylons all along and they decide that they must not jeopardize the only ‘real’ humans left on Earth. The skinjobs and humans (colonials) destroy all of the centurions and then colonize 12 new planets far from Earth, and the cycle repeats.
Either that or during the last episode the original Starbuck wakes up saying “what the frak was up with that dream?!!”
it’s the Doc.
in the season 3 boxing episode, they tell him to stop Adama’s bleeding and he gets pissed and says “Christ!”…. the colonists don’t believe in Christ. aha! Cylon!
My pet theory too has always been that ALL the humans are Cylons. I think the Cylons still want to destroy humanity but the only humans left are those who escaped to Earth long long ago, but the Cylons don’t know how to get to Earth. So, they re-create the original scenario using skinjob Cylons who are remakes of the original humans in the hopes that they will find Earth too, as the original humans did.
This theory is nonsensical on a number of levels.
First of all Cylons can’t breed among their own, so they can’t become humanity somehow.
Then this theory has no explanation for the the Gods, the Temple of the Five, the Opera House and just about any of the plot or prophecy or semi-supernatural elements that have been intrinsic to the series so far.
The final Cylon is probably either Doc or Zarek. It sure as hell isn’t Baltar as that was the whole point of his journey among the Cylons and his torture scene.
I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a cycle and it has some kind of possible mundane explanation like the one in this theory, but this theory itself is poorly constructed and explains pretty much none of the big questions.
I doubt it’s Ellen. Baltar used the Cylon detector on her and it was negative. We know it works because it detected Boomer.
I believe the 12th Cylon is someone more prominant in the fleet. Ellen only had influence of Tigh, who is a Cylon himself – what’s the point of that?
I like the early post about the four revealed in Season3 as being differnet because they are copies of real humans. That makes an interesting point.
I would like to see the 12th Cylon be someone who is fully aware, and has been manipulating things all along. What the actual outcome of that person’s actions is has yet to be seen.
I still think it’s Gaeta
rhialto-
Bruce’s point is that the population is made up of human and Cylon mixes, not entirely of Cylons. That said however, I don’t think the show ever stated the Cylons can’t breed on their own, it is only implied.
The 3 I am certain are excluded from being the final Cylon, all because they have each been hinted at possibly being Cylons way to many times:
Kara
Roslin
Baltar
They could change it, but they’ve outright said the Cylons can’t breed amongst themselves.
That’s the whole point of the hybrid.
Great concept. Even if you are wrong I bet the writer will smack their collective foreheads and think “damn, we should have thought of that!”
I am available if they need to consult with me!
“They could change it, but they’ve outright said the Cylons can’t breed amongst themselves.”
I know they said once that they haven’t been successful, and maybe they were missing love. It’s inmaterial anyway. the Leobon model and 6 have each tried to experience love in different ways, which could also come into play.
The half-breeds (instead of ‘hybrid’ since that is an actual character on the show) are what is the key, allegedly.
We haven’t brought up Kara’s daughter either. The half-breed clan is already 3 children thick.
Commenting on an earlier post, the four of the final five and possibly the fifth are different somehow, we don’t know yet. What if they were older models from previous generations? I don’t know, just following Bruce’s lead.
Maybe the 5 were models from previous generations, living within the Colonies for thousands of years. Not sure how they wouldn’t be bred out, just thinking. The original 7 were made by the Cylons in this generation (hence the resurrection ships for them only) and would also explain why they don’t know who the other five are.
Again, doesn’t make sense, just trying to keep the discussion going. I love this thread!
Panda, that wasn’t Kara’s daughter.. it was someone else’s who spotted her and thanks Kara for rescuing her. We’re back to 2.
ROSLIN
They’ve foreshadowed her twice. She heard/felt something in her head once in the brig and again at the end of Season 3 when they came to the nebula – BEFORE Cylon attacks. She’s shown no other indication of being psychic, so she must have some
connection to the Cylons. And the visions! Hello!!!
Ron Moore is crazy if the final Cylon is not in the Last Supper image.
Only Baltar has the heft to be the final Cylon if it is not Roslin.
Why would it be someone like Gaeta or Dualla or Romo?
And Kara – too obvious and uninteresting a choice.
Since Moore liked the terrible ending to the Sopranos I fear the worst – that he will come up with some insufferably pretentious ending.
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Okay, I just finished reading this entire thread, and didn’t see anyone mention the following possibility (which I also just posted about in my blog: 3am.kymike.com):
Lee Adama’s _mother_ was the last cylon. Meaning that Lee is a cylon/human hybrid (along with his dead brother Zack.)
There was a possible allusion to this in a conversation between Lee and his father, when Lee said something like “What if Zack were a cylon?”
Also, when Leoben whispered to Laura that “Adama is a Cylon”: Could mean either Bill OR Lee. (Or he could have been lying, of course.)
Failing that, I would suggest that Starbuck’s mother or father was the last cylon, and so Starbuck is a human/cylon hybrid. This would also explain a few things.
I think Jarak nailed it. Reversing the BSG image makes all the difference in the world. I’ve done some reading and while there are some problems, overall its a very attractive theory.
da Vinci’s Last Supper from left to right:
Bartholomew
James the Lesser
Andrew
Judas
Simon Peter
John
Jesus
Thomas
James the Greater
Philip
Matthew
Jude
Simon
All of these people are also saints, but I’m not familiar (at all) with Catholic tradition, but I would bet there would be many more references via the stories around their sainthood or miracles done in their name. So if I don’t reference a particular apostle’s sainthood, there might be more data to mine out there.
Bartholomew/Adm. Adama :: Friend of Philip and almost always mentioned together. Is associated, therefore, with Nathaniel. Jesus said of him, “an Israelite indeed, in whom is no deceit.” Bartholomew is likely to be his family name, as it is theorized that his real given name was also Jesus. Martyred by being flayed alive and crucified head down. This is a problem as he is depicted in art (generally) with a knife (see Tyrol).
James the Lesser/Helo :: Wikipedia concerns itself mainly with who exactly this James is in relationship to the other James’ of the gospels. This James “strongly” clung to Jewish law but was sentenced to death for having violated the Torah. Highly unlikely given the way he died (by crucifixion). It’s also a possibility that this James was the brother of Christ (he was always referred to in connection with his mother Mary, and had a brother Joseph).
Andrew/Sharon :: Brother to Simon Peter (Anders, in this theory). There is a lot of information on Andrew as he’s one of the more popular apostles, being mentioned in the Gospels quite often, probably because of his closeness with Christ. He knew Christ was the Messiah the moment he laid eyes on him. Crucified on an X-shaped cross.
Judas/Tyrol :: I think this works as well as with Bartholomew… The knife. Knife in the back. Betrayal of Christ. Seemed more symbolic to me than Bartholomew being flayed alive. More contemporary to me with the allusion of a knife to the back. There’s not much to be said about Judas that people don’t already know. He betrayed Christ to the Sanhedrin. Hung himself.
Simon Peter/Anders :: Simon Peter is probably the most famous apostle as many (particuarly new) Christians identify with Peter. He was the most faithful or at least had a tremendous child-like faith in Christ. He was the only one identified in the Bible as being armed. He walked on water with Jesus (until he looked down and doubted, then he fell in). He was the first to identify Christ as the living God, and Jesus therefore told him that he would be named Peter, the Rock upon which the Church would be built. He attacked a soldier who came to imprison Jesus (and Jesus healed the soldier). And he was the one who denied Christ three times before the end of the night. Crucified upside-down.
John/Starbuck :: John was brother to James (Apollo) and was the youngest apostle. He is mainly referred to as “the apostle whom Christ loved most”. He would lay his head on Jesus’ chest and sleep. Scholars believe that all the Johns of the New Testament are quite probably different people, while Christians believe they are all one person. If we’re being Christian about it, then this is the apostle who had (and wrote down) the Revelation of the end times. Also it is to be noted that, recently, the image of John has been conflated to be the image of Mary Magdalene (thanks to Dan Brown and The da Vinci Code), who was supposedly the bride of Christ. If he’s the same guy as the John who wrote Revelation, he died on the island of Patmos in exile.
Jesus Christ/Six :: Either way you flip it, Six is in the position of Christ. I’ll leave that one as it is.
Thomas/Baltar :: This is great, I think. Thomas is Thomas the Doubter, or colloquially, Doubting Thomas. He was the most vocal nay-sayer of the group, and may be identified with cynicism or (possibly?) scientific thought. He’s also pretty headstrong in his doubting ways, as when he saw Jesus after the crucifixion, he demanded to see Jesus’ hands to see the holes where the nails would have been as proof that he was looking at the same person; in this story he is also called Thomas the Believer, probably to emphasize his “conversion”. It is also worth mentioning that Thomas’ name was likely Judas as well (see Bartholomew and Jesus). I don’t know how he died, I didn’t see where/how he was martyred.
James the Greater/Apollo :: I really purposefully chose James the Lesser/James the Greater as the terms for Helo and Apollo, respectively because they’re really very similar kind of characters. Military men, straight-laced, clean-cut, good guys. Helo is a perfect “Lesser” because, let’s face it, the series (old and new) tends to revolve around Apollo. Anyway, James and John (Starbuck, in this theory) were brothers and were referred to as the “Sons of Thunder”. More on Wikipedia is actually dedicated to his sainthood than the biblical James, but it looks like he’s the patron Saint of Pilgrimages. Herod had James killed by sword.
Philip/(Twelfth Cylon) :: If this theory is close to right, then this is the guy we’re looking at. And guess what, almost nothing is known about this apostle as well. The most we can say is that Philip is most closely tied to Bartholomew. He introduces a Greek speaking community to Jesus in the Gospel of John. And he was the one who asked Jesus to see the Father, therefore giving Jesus an opportunity to teach about the Father/Son aspect of the Trinity. He’s always listed 5th among the apostles. The Christian Tradition reliably holds that Philip was married, had kids, and one of his daughters was also married. The rest of the tradition confuse this Philip with yet another Philip, so there’s not much more to be known certainly about him. He was martyred likely in Greece by being crucified upside-down alongside Bartholomew. During the crucifixion, he preached nonstop, causing the crowds to free (and thus save) Bartholomew from the cross. Philip insisted that the crowd not release him from his cross, and he died there.
Matthew/Tigh :: Matthew’s my favorite, because if you follow the traditions of the Gospels, he had to be considered the meanest, most evil piece of crap of all of the apostles. Rather a good fit with Tigh. Matthew was a tax collector. In the day of the Gospels, tax collectors were the lowest of the lowest of the people. They were almost always associated with sin, corruptibility, and generally pieces of crap. He’s also Levi in the Gospels, described as a “toll collector”. The only other things I can say about Matthew off the top of my head (and Wikipedia, not respectively) is that the Gospel of Matthew was likely not written by him, and that particular Gospel was focused on Jewish tradition and framing Christ as the Messiah within that tradition.
Jude/Natalie :: Not much is known about the new Cylon character Natalie, but we all know Jude as the namesake of St. Jude’s Hospitals, St. Jude being the patron saint of of desperate cases and lost causes. Jude is another name for Judas; the former is the Greek variant of the latter. Suffered martyrdom in Persia with our next and last apostle.
Simon/Pres. Roslin :: Three words: Simon. The. Zealot. Two more: Complete awesomeness. This Simon is referred to as Simon the Zealot to differentiate between he and Simon Peter, but most importantly, that’s what they called him, probably to his face, in the time of the Gospels. Not much else is known about him, but the name alone, I thought, was worth it.
No answers but maybe clues.
Most Cylons have displayed super-human abilities before they were discovered.
While Helo was puffed-out running on Caprica, Boomer wasn’t.
While all the crew were sleep deprived, Tigh was still fresh.
When Cally was near death after floating in space (the first time) and had to be in a chamber to recover, Tyrol was fine
Anders recovered from fatal pneumonia without drugs (how he could get sick in the first place is a mystery) plus a known sports superhero.
Not sure about Tori?
Using this logic it’s unlikely to be:
Roslyn (needed drugs to beat cancer)
Billy (went down pretty quick)
Lee (constantly whinging, passing out, delusional etc)
Ellen (Poison)
But could be the Doc (immune to cigs)
Starbuck (all sorts of hero stuff plus can communicate with Raiders)
That chick who was on pep drugs and made it through the fatal radiation (even though she eventually died)
Dualla (she got pretty buff)
Also Cylons get sick in certain radiation, like the one in the ammo bunker. Adama wasn’t sick, as he punched the Cylon dude out, but maybe some others did get queasy. (some homework). I think this radiation is the basis of Baltar’s test. This means it’s unlikely to be Baltar, as he knows the test worked and would surely have tested himself.
Last note, the tall female pilot who is always pissed at something, has been getting a lot of airtime for some reason. Either the producers girlfriend or…
OscarMalOscar.
Great analysis and observation – I’d not looked at it from that angle before.
We’ve seen several types of logic that try to help guess the final cylon by character commonalities
1. your afore-mentioned “super-human” criteria (see your list above
2. controllers and “one-offs” – Gaeta, Starbuck, Tigh, Lee, Bill, Roslyn, Tori, etc.
3. the “visionaries” – Baltar, Roslyn, Starbuck Gaeda (woke from sleep and rescued Baltar)
The one constraint I like to keep using is that the writer’s stated we’ve known the character since the first season.
Leoben has been pretty honest and so has the #6 angel. Could be for different reasons. He said Adama is a cylon. I don’t believe Bill or Lee are cylons. He could be talking about any Adama: Joseph, Tamara (bill’s sister), Bill, or Lee or even Lee’s mom.
Even though logic doesn’t fully support it, I still like Zach Adama best as the final catalyst to convert the humans over into accepting the cylons as a new race of beings or controlling Bill Adama and the fleet in some persuasive way.
But, I think the safe vote really is Gaeta, as Bruce suggested.
Bill is a stoic character thus far and a central character. If he’s going to change and Starbuck’s death and resurrection and Lee’s fights with his dad aren’t enough to break him, what will change him to make him the “dynamic” character of the story?
Zach is a more powerful catalyst to revelation from a writing perspsective.
BTW – someone said above that the basestar-hybrid from Razor prophesized that Starbuck would lead the humans to their destruction.
That is inaccurate – he said “apocalypse” and “harbinger of death”. That doesn’t mean they will all die – it means they will undergo a revelation and that death will happen in some way.
so how about a list of all the good guesses (assuming we can trust that Moore’s comments that insinuate that the final cylon is not at the last supper):
Doc – controls ship medical records and health of the fleet?
Dualla -
I’m not sute about reading too much in the picture as, comparing this one to the real one by Da Vinci, they don’t really macth up. For instance no one is sat on the table ends in the Last Supper, and no one is leaning across behind another to speak to John in BSG’s.
Still, good to theorise. I had no idea before this thread started and even less of one now!
The Last Supper is actually one of the most popular religious scenes to paint. da Vinci wasn’t the first artist to portray it and he certainly wasn’t the last. I would say that there are literally dozens of interpretations of the scene, only a handful of which are famous, and da Vinci’s, of course, most of all.
The reason why da Vinci’s painting is famous is that prior to his commissioning to do it, most scenes were of the footwashing portion, or just a portrait of a moment while they were all sitting together.
da Vinci chose a precise moment in the story of the Last Supper, the point where Jesus said, “One of you will betray me tonight.” All the apostles in the painting are in shock and speaking to one another under their breath. Peter in fact, is delivering his line of “Is it me, Jesus?”
No one, in any Last Supper painting that I’m aware of, is sitting on the table. I do remember one of the versions (not da Vinci’s) where someone is holding their arm out toward Jesus in an accusatory manner (similar to Natalie). No one is standing that I remember, and none of the versions have anyone contemplating a knife or a goblet.
The composition of the picture is slyly concerned about the balance of the painting. Two glasses of water on each side, two powerful figures on either end, groups of people mirroring other groups of people. Tyrol taking a prominent position in the midst of the right while his complement on the left is missing altogether. It does justice to the idea of a Last Supper, but your eyes will eventually focus on the empty seat and the goblet. Its meant to do that.
But there is one further thing in defense of the theory and one that can blow it out of the water. In defense, most paintings after da Vinci’s version used the ordering of individuals listed above, and all previous and after had key figures in key locations historically, like John always to Jesus’ right.
A theory that could blow it out of the water is that they intentionally chose another scene at the Last Supper to paint, specifically the scene after Jesus tells Judas, “Do what you must, and do it quickly.” Judas would, therefore, not be in the picture at all; he would instead be running off to betray Christ.
Don’t read too much into the pic. This isn’t the de Vinci Code people. It is more marketing than a script for the final season.
Moore’s comments about the pic are more about what each character is doing as hints to what will happen in the last season – very vague hints. With the expection of the allusion that the last Cylon is not in the picture. No comparisons to how each is sitting and the apostle they “represent”.
It is fun to speculate who the last Cylon is though.
ok. Read thru all these posts and had to comment. If you look at painting starbuck made in the last episode the element in the middle looks strikingly similar to the ship of lights in the original series. She came back with a brand new ship, etc etc. I think count iblii is the final cylon. Hahahaha
I like the theory. Good one. I would still go with Gaeda tho… it seems all of the final 4 were heavily involved with the resistance on New Caprica. Gaeda fits that mark, along with your idea that all 4 are in pretty big support positions (Tory with the President, Tigh with the Admiral, Anders with Starbuck and Chief with access to important equipment). They all have the ability to influence and majorly frak things up- something Gaeda could easily do from his post.
I also agree the final Cylon isn’t pictured here. In the actual last supper there are 12 diciples and Jesus, making 13 figures. In this picture there are only 12 people.
Torontokev, maybe “Adama” being the final Cylon is referring to Admiral Adama’s wife. Do we know that she’s dead? or is it just assumed by everyone that she died in the attack on the colonies.
Perhaps that flashback to the first cylon war – where young Adama stuck his hand in that hybrid tank – is significant, in that it somehow allowed them to make a skinjob that was biologically compatible with that particular person.
That would be a good story twist in that Apollo would have to face that he’s a hybrid, the admiral would have to face that he married a Cylon and both his kids are half-cylon. “You cannot play God and then wash your hands of the things that you’ve created.” Lee being something he created.
You bright an interesting point to mind Barryp.
Young Adama sticking his hand in the tank, he was affected by it for some reason, not to mention, wasn’t he hearing voices?
Would humans be affected by those tanks?
Which then brings to mind an interesting idea:
The last Cylon is not at the table. Does that mean, not sitting at the table, or not there in the scene at all, at the table?
Criminey.. more food for thought!
I think the writers have exausted the “I can’t believe I’m a Cylon” with the 4 revealed. I want the final Cylon to be a “yes I’m a Cylon and everything I’ve done is for the Cylons”.
This is because I want to be look back, and figure out how that character’s actions benefited the Cylons.
If it’s not Gaeta, I’ll be surprised. But then again, I’d be happy because I’d be surprised.
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