I never understood the detectives in high heels myself. Not a productive choice for chasing down criminals. High heels in space!! LOL!

Oddly enough @Tweeb—Beckinsalethinks her butt is not a good one! [ I know-she be wrong ]—for those who get put off by perfect make-up in nasty Wx conditions—I am w/you 110%. I just dumped out of the last few eps of BSG because I could no longer take the soap plotting & hooker heels on otherwise attractive femmes. They need to know they look even hotter all messed up.

My hoover is working wonderful. Sucks as promised.

@tweeb – I never promised you good male nudity. And did you just use the words camel toe and vagina in your review? *claps*

So if I’m to understand you properly, you got two things that sucked tonight?

Ok. I went to see it. I was going to go see another film but I was lured in by the promise of naked men (thanks Paul). I should have considered that with a little bit more thought.

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Antarctic + naked men running around naked outside = so the hell what?…DOH! I won’t make that mistake again. 1 shrinky dinky, 2 shrinky dinky…well im sure you get the point. I should have brought the binoculars.

Once the plot unfolded I knew immediately who done it. Who else just happens to have material for stitches handy? I spent the rest of the movie hoping that I was wrong because I hate calling them that early.

What I couldn’t understand was the ending. I’m sorry but it were ME stuck in a frozen tuna can for 6 months I would have not asked for my job back. I would have been plotting how to smuggle those diamonds and retire. Somewhere nice and sunny. Like a private island on the equator.

There were some unanswered questions but I really didn’t care enough to think too hard about them. I was just glad that the movie was over and I could finally go to Walmart and pick up my site to store delivery of my new Hoover Platinum vacuum.

Watching the movie made me cold.

Kate beckinsale has a really nice rear end and there is a view of the camel toe. It’s right up in your face so it can’t be missed. Is it worth the full ticket price? Hubby said “meh. not really.” and shrugged. He is such a BAD liar LOL!

I enjoyed her in the Underworld movies. Such a shame.

So aside from the very brief male nudity, the movie DID suck as promised. I give it a 1.5 for being too predictable and having to look at Beckinsale’s entire vagina on a big screen. It was kinda scary.

09/11/2009

Two of Hollywood’s top-billing talent died tragically today in a freak accident. The saddest part about the story seems to be that it is so common these days with movies. Tom Skerrit, with more than 140 appearances on T.V. shows and the big screen, was riding shotgun with Kate Beckinsale in Whiteout when a massive storm of creativity blew right out the window taking both actors with it. Yes, not surprisingly their careers died on the very screen they worked. Dallas from Alien has signaled he is hanging up his space suit and retiring from trying. While Kate, brings us all back to the early days when she was model; with no less than a hundred “my face is pretty when wrapped in a fur hat” and shot from straight on- moments. Freakishly, they both deliver the worst performances ever. I won’t even begin to mention the supporting cast- frozen between layers of boredom.

After only fifteen films under her belt, Kate became almost convincing as an actual actress with Brokedown Palace. The latest drama for Victoria Beckham’s best friend proved as shallow as Ms.Davis’ character. True, it does feel depressing to lose such a beautiful model-esq actress as Beckinsale, though fans could use their free cash flow for a more exciting investment- like ice-cream brain freeze. Even with snow, sleet, and wind Kate’s magnificent Antarctic hairdresser manages to fix her hair after every shot. Even when running from the killer bad guy! Do not mess with U.S. Marshal Stetko’s hair! The fast-paced action keeps you on your seat’s edge while Katy runs in circles- LITERALLY around the Amundsen-Scott station chasing after the mysterious killer. One tenses up in fear as you realize THE WHOLE BASE is a whopping three buildings, interconnected and appearing to be 3,000 square feet! Ahhhhhh, no stay away Hero Marshal I’ll run around the mess hall table and avoid capture before darting off into the next room and forcing you to chase me around the office desk! Evil genius coupled with hardened stamina of the criminal. You find yourself wondering if a fourth grader wrote the script.
What awesome secret plot twist could bring Tom to play the role of second string to a former vampire hunter you ask? Get ready, Russian diamonds lost in a plane crash and probably worth millions- if you could sell half a billion dollars worth without anyone knowing! I know I know…I blew the whole movie for you now. I only want to do the world a favor, force Beckinsale to realize that she has no hope as an actress without her husband- Len Wiseman’s Underworld franchise. I used to think Len was the lucky one for having Kate agree to star in his trilogies. Now I understand the secret Ms. Beckinsale keeps so closely guarded. I for one will be at the theater opening night for Underworld Nine, but unless Mrs. Wiseman starts filming porn, Hollywood won’t receive another dime from this punter. I suddenly feel like spending another three hours stabbing myself in the head, see ya.

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” – Winston Churchill

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So the 3 meteor hunters found the plane. 1 hurt himself. They call the Doc. The Doc and the pilot fly out. On the way back they toss hurt guy out the plane.
1. Why no record for Doc or the plane going out? I mean if I were the 3 I would have hid what was contained got patched up and came back later.
2. If the pilot got greedy how did he convince the others (to include Doc) to toss out the extra baggage? Esp if he was flying the plane..?
3. When did Doc make the switch? Then have enough time to store the items where he did?

Some can be answered IF the Doc knew before hand what was out there. I cant remember if they said he knew or not.
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Anyho it is the small stuff I usually get hung up on that make movies like this for me not as good as I think they could have been. IMO..

If you have a spoiler, just put ****** SPOILER WARNING ****** before your comment so people will know it’s a spoiler. From what I have been reading about this film, I won’t be seeing it so I would probably read your spoiler.

I dotn pick apart movies but if I find what perceive as a hole I will try to fill it in.

I had it figured and almost guessed the end… yet something didn’t gel.

I wont post here right away as I dont know the “spoiler” rules.

Oh, I say that all the time. Megan Fox can’t act. And Michael Bay directs with all the subtlety of a clown hammer to the bread basket.

And now we’ve completely stopped talking about Whiteout… Weird.