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Tiny said,
October 19th, 2008 

Is that Kevin Smith movie going to be View Askew, and will it follow is u shall genera of jay and silent bob.

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PhotoShopLifter Dan said,
October 19th, 2008 

“Meanwhile Sex Drive stiffed it on its opening with around $3.5 million. Could it be the death of the teen sex comedy?”

From your mouth to Hollywood’s ears, please….

“1. Kevin Smith will write direct and no doubt cameo in a $50 million space comedy. The Weinstein Company has read part of the script and seems interested in forking out the cash…Expect at least one Uranus joke.”

Not to mention variations on jokes about female body parts

“4. Liam Neeson and Christina Ricci will star in After. Life (yes, the “.” supposed to be there). Neeson will play a funeral director who is contacted by a woman (Ricci) who is caught between life and death (much like her career following Speed Racer). Agnieszka Vosloo will helm the film.”

One, I make a snarkily-humorous comment about Joel Silver being a eunuch,…then find myself out-snarked with a wickedly-cool smack at Ricci’s Movie Choices as of late…and I thought she couldn’t top the puerile stench of “Cursed”.

“Cursed”…a movie so bad that you see a cranially-hirsute Michael Rosenbaum in a supporting role that goes without mention in the credits…I kid you not!

Also, Agnieszka Vosloo…any relation to ARNOLD Vosloo, who replaced Liam Neeson as Darkman?

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Jess said,
October 20th, 2008 

im going to see the secret life of bees and Beverly Hills Chihuahua this weekend ill write back and tell you what I think.

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