V-Day Reality Check: 7 Disney Films As Episodes Of ‘Maury’

Feb 13, 2010 by  

Aladdin

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Phew… that’s crazier than an entire season of Maury could handle. While Baloo and Bagheera might not be America’s sweethearts, there are some truths in there. Who would have thought that Beauty and the Beast was all about Belle being the victim of Stockholm syndrome or that Ariel is one of the most successful stalkers ever!

Click here to find out when Maury airs where you live and why not pick up The Princess and the Frog on DVD & Blu-Ray March 16. Maybe Disney won’t stay mad at us if you do.

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  1. Haha never realized how screwed up “Beauty & the Beast” really is

  2. True Life and Real Life are different concepts. Those Disney's films help Real Life to be a True One. Good for them. That's my point.

  3. Man you got serious issues. Tounge in check maybe…. but for you to sit around and think this stuff up… Wow! you got problems

  4. This was hysterical! $500 a day drug habit for Dumbo? Amazing!

  5. Dude, it's a joke – meant to entertain readers. Get a grip.

  6. Very funny stuff! Poor Little Mermaid, Just like a man- give em' everything and it's still not enough! (LOL) As for Snow White, she's my favorite but I woundered about her …LOL

  7. Poor Dumbo, I thought he was missing his mama, Nope he was going through withdraws….

  8. Wow, thats Amazing. Disney is da bomb dude.

    Jess
    http://www.isp-logging.net.tc

  9. Wow, thats Amazing. Disney is da bomb dude.

    Jess
    http://www.isp-logging.net.tc

  10. Funny how logic in Disney converts to creepy in real life.

  11. lame ass article

  12. I loved this! Such a good idea, I found it hilarious haha.

  13. Why no Jerry Springer?

    Oh, and in reference to VCsabertooth?

    I get folks like you saying stuff like that about my Photoshops all the time…I strongly recommend you go skinny-dipping at the North Pole, as it's the only way I can see you actually “chill”.

    Seriously…

  14. oh wait…that would traumatize those poor little penguins, polar bears, and Santa's elves; forget I said anything.

  15. Why no Jerry Springer?

    Oh, and in reference to VCsabertooth?

    I get folks like you saying stuff like that about my Photoshops all the time…I strongly recommend you go skinny-dipping at the North Pole, as it's the only way I can see you actually “chill”.

    Seriously…

  16. oh wait…that would traumatize those poor little penguins, polar bears, and Santa's elves; forget I said anything.

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