In celebration of everyone’s favorite manufactured holiday, Valentine’s Day, I found it only fitting to combine two of the world’s greatest influences on relationships: Walt Disney & Maury Povich. For years Disney has shown little girls around the world that it is possible to be a princess, find your Prince Charming and live happily ever after – while Maury has helped bring things back to reality to show those little girls just what that “happily ever after” might actually mean.
After all the singing dishes, dancing mice and fairy godmothers are gone, who’s going to help you find the 6 fathers of your 18 children? That’s right… Maury. And what are you supposed to do when your overweight 2yr old won’t eat anything but fried chicken and root beer (don’t lie, you’ve seen that episode)? You can’t just sing root beer and fried chicken away. Maury will not only get rid of the KFC and A&W, he’ll also make you sleep in a jail cell overnight.
We’ll show you some behind the scenes info on what’s really going on with Ariel, Snow White, Pinocchio, Belle and more.
Now, before you say that I’m ruining your childhood and Disney films have nothing to do with Maury, take a closer look. You’d be surprised what crazy things are included in your favorite animated features…
The Little Mermaid
Continue to find out what Snow White’s issues are…
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Haha never realized how screwed up “Beauty & the Beast” really is
True Life and Real Life are different concepts. Those Disney's films help Real Life to be a True One. Good for them. That's my point.
Man you got serious issues. Tounge in check maybe…. but for you to sit around and think this stuff up… Wow! you got problems
This was hysterical! $500 a day drug habit for Dumbo? Amazing!
Dude, it's a joke – meant to entertain readers. Get a grip.
Very funny stuff! Poor Little Mermaid, Just like a man- give em' everything and it's still not enough! (LOL) As for Snow White, she's my favorite but I woundered about her …LOL
Poor Dumbo, I thought he was missing his mama, Nope he was going through withdraws….
Wow, thats Amazing. Disney is da bomb dude.
Jess
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Wow, thats Amazing. Disney is da bomb dude.
Jess
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Funny how logic in Disney converts to creepy in real life.
lame ass article
I loved this! Such a good idea, I found it hilarious haha.
Why no Jerry Springer?
Oh, and in reference to VCsabertooth?
I get folks like you saying stuff like that about my Photoshops all the time…I strongly recommend you go skinny-dipping at the North Pole, as it's the only way I can see you actually “chill”.
Seriously…
oh wait…that would traumatize those poor little penguins, polar bears, and Santa's elves; forget I said anything.
Why no Jerry Springer?
Oh, and in reference to VCsabertooth?
I get folks like you saying stuff like that about my Photoshops all the time…I strongly recommend you go skinny-dipping at the North Pole, as it's the only way I can see you actually “chill”.
Seriously…
oh wait…that would traumatize those poor little penguins, polar bears, and Santa's elves; forget I said anything.