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  • kristine
    that would be cool to be a barbie i want to be
  • John "Kahless" Taylor
    @790
    Embrace your fate, humaaan!! Your species has been on a downward spiral since Howard the Duck!! It is amazing you petaQs have lastest this long!! GUNNER!!! Power down all weapons! Leave these sheep to their Stretch Armstrongs and Rock-em-Sock-em Robots!!

    Rock-em-Sock-em Robots? I don't remember that film being in development.

    Give it time, humaaan!!

    :-P
  • JFD8
    To live-action film Barbie jumps,
    And boys will give critical lumps
    But one transformation
    Wins male admiration:
    Correct anatomical humps.

    News Short n' Sweet by JFD8
    http://twitter.com/JFD8
  • the old man
    Four little words that could save us. "Go strait to DVD"
  • 790
    Goe Chu!!!
    Goe Chuuu!!!!

    Kahless!!!!!
  • 790
    Yep we don't have long,,, wasn't Barbie the fourth horse of the apocalypse?

    Kahless can you beam me out of here !!!?
    Lock on to my Blackberry!!!
  • SIN187UM
    Ha ha I knew it would be coming.
  • @Wickamo-Best part of this? No sex scenes; after all, neither Barbie nor Ken have..."connections" down there (if you get my drift).
  • Ken
    Good luck. I was expecting this ever since G I Joe. Hopefully this will be better than that disaster.
  • Wickamo
    Ok I say Jessica Simpson for Barbie and....lets see Tatum Channing for Ken. Yep perfect likeness.
  • Johnny-K of Norway
    Who will play Barbie? who will play Ken? this is sooooooooooo
    Exitingg !!! omg!

    - yes, I did not mean that. Who cares? Its for kids? yea, then we dont care- what? just real life movie on how bare lives her life with ken? -sucks- or - dolls come to life by magic and live in our world? fun for the kids,. Im Just wondering what they will do.
  • Andy S
    Didn't they already make this movie with Legally Blonde? :P
  • Ash Ali
    Hollywood has officially gone beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel. It seems, they've taken a jack hammer to it.
  • Tweeb
    maybe we will get lucky and the world will end before this movie comes out.
  • John "Kahless" Taylor
    Gunner, target Hollywood and program torpedoes and disruptors to fire simultaneously!! Blow that petaQ out of the galaxy!!!

    Kahless, this is one time I have to agree with you.

    :-D
  • Josh Rose
    Ugh. Just, ugh.

    You know they're going to try and take themselves serious, and not do something like Life Size (which I only vaguely remember), when the only way to make these stupid toy movies work is to make them as tongue-in-cheek as possible.
  • Tweeb
    Why God? Why?
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