14. Chuck Norris’ fists – Everything he’s ever done
Let’s face it. No body part is more revered in the action genre than Chuck Norris’ fist. Not even Bruce Lee’s legs have as much pull as the clenched hands of Norris. Thanks to Sidekicks, a film many wish to forget, I have a lasting memory of the iconic Chuck Norris. But his abilities are only superseded by his reputation.
It is truly impressive how many henchmen and bumbling assassins have been knocked unconscious at the mercy of his fists. The rest of his body does come into play during fight scenes, but Chuck Norris’ fists have taken the most fame, even crossing over into Family Guy parody. That is the stuff of legend.
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“If the rocket renders it aerosol, it could take out an entire city of people… It’s a cholinesterase inhibitor. Stops the brain from sending nerve messages down the spinal cord within thirty seconds. Any epidermal exposure or inhalation and you’ll know. A twinge at the small of your back as the poison seizes your nervous system…Your muscles freeze, you can’t breathe, you spasm so hard you break your own back and spit your guts out. But that’s after your skin melts off.”
PERFECT!!!! LMAO!!!
Great list, but there is a couple more i can think of.
The Oxygen Destroyer in the original Godzilla movie, Japanese Gojira-American Godzilla King of the Monsters. That weapon was awesome, being able to destroy all the oxygen in the water and destroying Godzilla in the process. That movie was also a horror movie unlike its successors…
The Bear Jew’s bat in Inglorious Bastards.
The Highlander Sword…swords actually.
Cloud’s sword in Final Fantasy: Advent Children, about 8 swords that can make one huge sword.
There is a few more but I cant think of them right now…
On the martial arts tip-
I don’t remember the name of the film but it was a martial arts film of the ’70s and it put Odd Job’s hat 2 shame.
It was a peasant style hat on a chain that when it landed on your head a veil fell all around your head and when the user pull the chain it decapitated you.
Bitchin’!
And personally I think Sir Austin Danger Powers KBE in Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery vs. the Fembots puts any Chuck Norris fight to shame-Yeah Baby!
The Flying Guillotine, man!
what about the weapon from wanted, the fire that travels through a few hundred miles, through tin can , through DONUTS!!! and hits the target on the head , pretty impressive!!
I would have to have listed the allspark, the pulse rifles from ‘Aliens’, and Hellboy’s fist. I think the coolest one though, that you left out, were the sonic blasters in ‘The Incredible Hulk.’ That scene was cool.
what about the t-1000?
i was expecting to see Anton Chigurh unique weapon from No country for Old Men, but i guess its not awesome enough..
Aragon’s sword, Anduril, should be on the list!
It strikes fear in evil itself!
The best weapon is… not the missiles, not the lasers… but simply the IRON MAN ARMOR ITSELF ! Even better than the death star… with it, we don’t destroy a planet, but we can RULE IT !!
@Cam
It’s not a weapon, it’s a highly advanced prosthetic device.
Vic
Oh man, you beat me to it!
The ability to destroy a thing is the ability to control it. However that ability must be absolute and unwavering if not, then your control is questionable. Mentat summation…
What about the Blade Runner Gun??? Probably one of the cooler weapons. Or any of the Predator weapons.
Yeah dude the PK-D blaster. Five 45 rounds for regular scumbags and a special chamber for the rifle slug to take down the nexus scumbags. Been mentioned a number of times here. I guess we need a pole for favorite weapon at this point. What do you say, up for it?
Wolverine was tecnically put into wepon x to become a weapon til he broke out.
prince of persia – dagger of time
Blade’s sword
Blade’s boomerang weapon thingy
terminator 2 Mini-Gun
Terminator 3 the TX
Nunchaku – Any Bruce Lee Movie (ya know the guy who owns chuck norris any day even though he’s dead)
Ninja Assassin – Chain blade, Reversable ninja sword, & ninja stars
Tony Jaa – anything he uses in his movies.
WORD!!
The TX was retarded, T-1000 is superior in every way.
I was really hoping to see a Proton Pack from Ghostbusters on the list… What I liked about it was how more science was put into its creation. The mechanics of this weapon were better explained than others.
Who wouldn’t like to have portable particle accelerator system on their back? That is used to create a charged particle beam – composed of protons – that is fired by the neutrona wand. Described in the first movie as a “positron collider”, it presumably functions by colliding high-energy positrons to generate its proton beam. It fires a positively charged stream of protons that attract the negatively charged energy of a ghost, allowing it to be held in the stream while active.
Now who doesn’t want one?
However, the rest of your list is awesome!
Oh come on! Where’s the Mini-Gatling Gun?!! From Predator and Terminator 2 ?!!!
That has to be top 5!!
Terminators. They are weapons in themselves and took over the world.
I didn’t see any mention of phasers or photon torpedos from Star Trek. Nor any mention of the Lawgiver from Judge Dredd or the RoboCop Special from the movie Robo Cop. But the list was still pretty cool! Great article!
“Some would argue the lightsaber is more memorable than the Death Star, but a ligthsaber is no match for the Empire’s ultimate weapon.”
Did you guys not watch Star Wars at all? That was the whole plot of the movies!
cattle gun
no country for old men
anton chigurh
end of story
What about Arnie’s model 1887?
I’d like to add a few in no particular order:
Gort from the 2008 version of The Day the Earth Stood Still. The the film was weak, GORT is bad ass. From wikipedia:
“”Genetically Organized Robotic Technology” assigned to the robot while it is being studied by the military and scientists. He serves as the antagonist of the movie.
In this rendition, GORT is composed of a vast swarm of “nanomachines” or “nano bugs”, microscopic insect-like devices that self-replicate through the consumption of matter (and possibly energy as the swarm of nano bugs grow in size when fired upon by rockets) and are capable of disintegrating any object or substance they touch. When the need arises, GORT can transform from a solid humanoid form to a huge cloud, which then swarms around targets and devours them. In addition to this mode of attack, GORT still possesses his trademark eye-beam to destroy obstacles, and to also manipulate attacking fighter drones by hacking into their electronic systems via projected beams.”
In the end, the only way to stop him is a massive EMP which shuts down all of humanity’s electricty, forever. which brings me to….
The matrix machine squid things, or Neo for that matter. He would mess up Chuck Norris and his stupid fists. Because we are all in the matrix, even Chuck Norris.