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New Posters: Zombieland, Dorian Gray, Surrogates & Many More!

Rob Keyes — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:27:16 +0000

Today we’ve collected a pile of new posters that have debuted over the course of this week for you. They include new one-sheets for Zombieland, Amelia, The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, Dorian Gray and Sorority Row. In addition to those, we also have a foreign poster for Surrogates, a fan-made poster for Tron Legacy and an artwork sheet for The Descent: Part 2.

Check them out after the jump.

Coming Soon has exclusive look at the new Zombieland poster. I think it’d be a little better if they kept more of the color in the image but it’s cool nonetheless and I’ll definitely be seeing this the day it comes out.

Click the image to see their high-res version.

Zombieland is directed by Ruben Fleischer and stars Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin. It hits theaters October 9, 2009.

New Horror Posters: Humpty Dumpty & Sorority Row

Rob Keyes — Sat, 16 May 2009 16:55:46 +0000

Today, we have three new posters for two new horror movies coming out this year and next. One of them features a very creative and unique villain, and the other, a very creative and unique weapon.

I’m sure most of you have heard the classic nursery rhyme about Humpty Dumpty, the poor dude who fell to his messy, yolky death. While the rhyme does not specifically declare that Humpty Dumpty is an egg, the story works much better for kids and the picture books with that assumption.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

It also seems to work much better for David Ellis (Snakes on a Place) who’s making a 3-D horror movie called Humpty Dumpty which features an egg-like alien-human hybrid monster as its villain – Definitely not for the kids. Here is the gruesome and insanely weird plot synopsis:

When an alien mother is sexually abused by two rednecks in the deep south, she gives birth to a half-human, half-alien creature that eventually goes on a murderous rampage.

That’s a bit disturbing, I know – So are the creepy posters. Check out what the modern-age Humpty Dumpty looks like with these two new posters:

Well, at least his victims should know that Humpty’s weakness is heights. All they need to do is trick him up high and make him fall; he’ll egg-splode on impact… Get it?

Next up, a more traditional horror thriller, Sorority Row. This movie seems to be a clone of I Know What You Did Last Summer but with an all-female cast:

When five sorority girls inadvertently cause the murder of one of their sisters in a prank gone wrong, they agree to keep the matter to themselves and never speak of it again, so they can get on with their lives. This proves easier said than done, when after graduation a mysterious killer goes after the five of them and anyone who knows their secret…

And here is the poster:

What is that weapon she’s holding? It looks like a tire iron with a knife and a harpoon head attached.

What do you think of the posters and the movies?

Sorority Row opens October 2, 2009 and Humpty Dumpty is planned to debut some time next year.

Source: ShockTillYouDrop (Humpty Dumpty, Sorority Row)

Because We NEED Another Remake: Sorority Row

Vic Holtreman — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:04:38 +0000

My fat, balding (but not as good looking as me) buddy over at HorrorMovies.ca has a couple of exclusive pics from the R rated to PG-13 remake of the 1983 film The House on Sorority Row coming out this October, now titled only Sorority Row.

The film will star a bunch of cute young things including Briana Evigan, Leah Pipes, Jamie Chung, Rumer Willis and Audrina Patridge.

UPDATE: The following is now a non-sequiter rant, as a Screen Rant reader pointed out that it seems this film will NOT be rated PG-13, although that was the original plan.

I really, REALLY hate this 21st century trend of PG-13 horror movies – I mean how much “horror” can you put into PG-13 movie? Back in the glory days of horror movies (the 1980s to be precise), you had tons of creative gore and to be blunt, half the reason to go see those films was for the inevitable topless babes scene.

Now they trim just enough out of these films to have them squeak by with money-magnet PG-13 rating, and the only person you’ll see topless is a buff male character, in order to justify the teenage boys in the audience getting their girlfriends to come along to the movie.

Anyway, click on the image below to see what you have in store:

Source: HorrorMovies.ca