Latest '1 star movies' News

  • ‘Green Lantern’ Review

    Is ‘Green Lantern’ a successful new DC Comics movie franchise, or a failed attempt to launch a lesser-known superhero into the mainstream? Read our review.

    (473) by Kofi Outlaw
  • ‘Priest’ Review

    Is ‘Priest’ the guns-blazing action Western that moviegoers were praying for – or a comic book adaption that will cause audiences to lose further faith in Hollywood? Read our review to find out.

    (38) by Ben Kendrick
  • ‘Little Fockers’ Review

    The all-star cast of ‘Little Fockers’ not only sucks the last bit of life out of the tired ‘Meet the Parents’ franchise, but manages to besmirch their own careers in the process.

    (71) by Mike Eisenberg
  • Dinner for Schmucks Review

    Is ‘Dinner for Schmucks’ an ‘edgy’ comedy film or just a mean-spirited, uncomfortable attempt at laughs? Read our review and find out.

    (110) by Paul Young
  • Pandorum Review

    Welcome to the first real disappointment of the fall 2009 movie season.

    (171) by Kofi Outlaw
  • Jennifer’s Body Review

    Overall Jennifer’s Body is just a boring movie – punctuated by occasional humor and fewer scares – and sorry, no Megan Fox nudity.

    (43) by Vic Holtreman
  • The Final Destination Review

    The Final Destination beat Halloween 2 at the box office – Find out if it deserved to.

    (41) by Paul Young
  • The Day The Earth Stood Still Review

    If all you care about is cool CGI effects this movie is for you – acting and plot? Move along, nothing to see here.

    (56) by Vic Holtreman
  • Review: The Happening

    Find out if ‘The Happening’ puts director Shyamalan back on top or continues his losing streak

    (31) by Vic Holtreman
  • Review: You Don’t Mess With The Zohan

    Don’t waste your time on ‘Zohan,’ go watch ‘Kung Fu Panda’ instead.

    (7) by Vic Holtreman
  • Review: Downloading Nancy

    (10) by Vic Holtreman
  • Review: The Number 23

    (5) by Brian Rentschler
  • Review: Weapons

    by Vic Holtreman
  • Review: Body Double

    (9) by Brian Rentschler
  • Review: The Cell

    (1) by Brian Rentschler
  • Review: Clerks II

    (4) by Vic Holtreman
  • Review: Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle

    Rating: 1 out of 5

    Short version: Oh my God, this movie actually made a profit?

    charlies-angels.jpgOk, so I’m late to the party reviewing Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. I certainly wasn’t going to pay good money to see it, and I didn’t even want it to soil my Netflix queue, but when I stumbled across it in upcoming movies on my satellite box, I figured I’d Tivo it for when I was particularly bored.

    So where do I begin? Perhaps with a call to my lawyer so that I can sue for emotional damage incurred by having sat through the entire movie.

    (3) by Vic Holtreman
  • Review: Ladder 49

    By Brian Rentschler


    1.5 out of 5

    Short version: This movie took an intriguing idea and ran it straight into the ground with a weak script and lousy direction. The clichés are so pervasive that it’s sometimes hard to believe this movie was meant to be taken seriously. The heroic efforts of our firefighters deserve a much better showcase than this crapfest.

    (8) by Brian Rentschler
  • Review: The Punisher

    (13) by Vic Holtreman
  • Review: Hide and Seek

    (4) by Brian Rentschler