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Pandorum Review

Written on September 27th, 2009 by Kofi Outlaw

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1 out of 5

Welcome to the first real disappointment of the fall 2009 movie season.…

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Jennifer’s Body Review

Written on September 17th, 2009 by Vic Holtreman

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1.5 out of 5

Overall Jennifer's Body is just a boring movie - punctuated by occasional humor and fewer scares - and sorry, no Megan Fox nudity.…

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The Final Destination Review

Written on August 30th, 2009 by Paul Young

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1.5 out of 5

The Final Destination beat Halloween 2 at the box office - Find out if it deserved to.…

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The Day The Earth Stood Still Review

Written on December 11th, 2008 by Vic Holtreman

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1.5 out of 5

If all you care about is cool CGI effects this movie is for you - acting and plot? Move along, nothing to see here.…

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Review: The Happening

Written on June 12th, 2008 by Vic Holtreman

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1 out of 5

Find out if 'The Happening' puts director Shyamalan back on top or continues his losing streak…

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Review: You Don’t Mess With The Zohan

Written on June 5th, 2008 by Vic Holtreman

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1.5 out of 5

Don't waste your time on 'Zohan,' go watch 'Kung Fu Panda' instead. …

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Review: Downloading Nancy

Written on January 22nd, 2008 by Vic Holtreman

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1 out of 5

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Review: The Number 23

Written on February 25th, 2007 by Brian Rentschler

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1.5 out of 5

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Review: Weapons

Written on January 27th, 2007 by Vic Holtreman

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1 out of 5

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Review: Body Double

Written on November 26th, 2006 by Brian Rentschler

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1 out of 5

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Review: The Cell

Written on November 19th, 2006 by Brian Rentschler

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1 out of 5

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Review: Clerks II

Written on July 22nd, 2006 by Vic Holtreman

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1 out of 5

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Review: Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle

Written on December 7th, 2005 by Vic Holtreman

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1 out of 5

Rating: 1 out of 5 Short version: Oh my God, this movie actually made a profit? Ok, so I'm late to the party reviewing Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. I certainly wasn't going to pay good money to see it, and I didn't even want it to soil my Netflix queue, but when I stumbled across it in upcoming movies on my satellite box, I figured I'd Tivo it for when I was particularly bored. So where do I begin? Perhaps with a call to my lawyer so that I can sue for emotional damage incurred by having sat through the entire movie. …

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Review: Ladder 49

Written on May 3rd, 2005 by Brian Rentschler

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1.5 out of 5

By Brian Rentschler Rating: 1.5 out of 5 Short version: This movie took an intriguing idea and ran it straight into the ground with a weak script and lousy direction. The clichés are so pervasive that it's sometimes hard to believe this movie was meant to be taken seriously. The heroic efforts of our firefighters deserve a much better showcase than this crapfest. …

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