Rating:

4 out of 5

Star Trek opens with a “bang.” We see the U.S.S. Kelvin out in space and coincidentally (considering the vastness of you know, the universe) it comes upon a monstrous and very alien spacecraft. A battle immediately commences, and if you’ve seen any of the trailers or commercials you know that the ship is destroyed and most of the crew escapes – saved by James T. Kirk’s father.
This scene is as close as fans of the original show will get to an for the most part unaltered but updated version of the classic Trek era. The Kelvin has an odd configuration, but looks like just a more detailed and slightly updated version of a ship from the original series. Couple of nits right off the bat: I did NOT like the look of the engineering decks. They looked like a cross between an industrial plant and an old subway to me. The next thing was the fact that it was mentioned that there were 800 crewmembers on the ship. The original Enterprise, which was similar in size to the Kelvin held just over 400 crew men and women.
Trek-geek nits aside, it was a thrilling opening to the film – I’d almost dare say as much space action in that one scene as we usually get in an entire Star Trek film, and shot in a much more dynamic manner. And having Jim Kirk being born during the battle just before the death of his father – it’s a great start.

From there we cut to the familiar scene of a young Jim Kirk racing a mid 1960s Corvette (a nod to the time period in which the original show aired?). He’s trouble and that’s evidenced when we see him next as a young twenty-something trying to pick up Uhura in a bar and picking a fight with four Starfleet red-shirts (and they’re bruisers). His butt is eventually kicked and Captain Pike (played most excellently by Bruce Greenwood) gives Kirk (Chris Pine) a fatherly talk, convincing him to enlist in Starfleet.
Across the quadrant we get to see Spock as a young boy for the first time since an episode back in the early 1970s of the animated series. There’s a great scene right here and I won’t spoil it a bit for you. They picked a good actor to play Sarek, Spock’s father and we see Winona Ryder briefly as his mother. It was strange seeing her at 37 – with laugh lines around her eyes and looking so much older than I remember.
Another great scene is the introduction of Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy. I swear Urban was channeling DeForest Kelly – he was just great and a pleasure to watch on screen.

All of our well known crew ends up on the newly constructed NCC-1701 for its inaugural launch. The way Uhura gets on the ship demonstrates her inner strength and fortitude and the way McCoy gets Kirk on the ship provides the one moment of slightly overly goofy humor in the film.
Of course eventually they run into Nero (Eric Bana) in his mutant-looking starship. One thing leads to another and Spock ends up in charge of the ship much to Kirk’s chagrin. It’s soon after this that we meet “old Spock” (Leonard Nimoy, duh). Up until now it wasn’t TOO much of a stretch as to how the crew was brought together, but the meeting between Kirk and Spock was pretty high on the coincidence meter.
I won’t get into much more of the plot, suffice it to say the overarching story here is how the dynamic between Kirk, McCoy and Spock first developed.
I’d say that Abrams and crew did a pretty respectable job of creating a film that had the possibility of being a no-win situation. Roberto Orci mentioned to me “the Kobayashi Maru-like nature of what we were attempting” in describing the task of creating a film that would appeal to both a new generation unfamiliar with the original series yet would satisfy long time fans.
So what wasn’t so good? I thought that Anton Yelchin layed on the Russian accent way too thick as Chekov. There was a brief comedic moment early on where the computer could not understand what he was saying. I’m hoping in the next film they cut back on that a bit. There was also a romantic relationship in the film (I won’t say between who) that frankly, felt forced and done just for the sake of the gimmick. There was also a reference to Commander Archer (the Captain of the first starship Enterprise from the series of the same name) that didn’t make sense to me based on the timeline between that series and this movie (yeah, minor nit). I’d say the major problem with the film was that Eric Bana as Nero was woefully underdeveloped – no doubt more a problem of the script than his acting.
Even on the new Enterprise, still the industrial look in engineering, looking as I described above plus maybe throw in a brewery for kicks. It just didn’t work for me.
And if you’re a die hard Trekkie, be forewarned – there are a couple of things that happen in this film that will probably make you very, very angry. But remember, it’s an alternate timeline, so ANYTHING can happen.
Oh, and seeing a Nokia product placement in a movie that’s supposed to take place in the 23rd century? Ripped me RIGHT out of the movie for a moment.
So what was good? I think that this is accessible Star Trek – it will attract (hopefully) a non-Trekkie fanbase and transcend the “Trek is for geeks” stereotype of the franchise. There’s little if any technobabble (which really went off the scale during The Next Generation), the space battles and action scenes are far beyond what we’ve seen in any previous Star Trek film, and the stars of the film are pretty engaging.
And the ship – the highly debated ship… I know there are haters out there – heck, I was one of them when I first saw it. But on the big screen, it WORKS. For the most part it looked great except for that damned flat pancake of a rear end on the secondary hull. And believe me, you’re going to LOVE watching, hearing and yes, feeling the Enterprise go into and come out of warp. They did a hell of a job with the new visual look and the seat-vibrating audio effects.

I loved Simon Pegg’s Scotty – younger than we saw on the show and a bit more unbridled. Great stuff. Zachary Quinto took a bit getting used to as Spock, but in the end I thought he did a decent job. The big question is Chris Pine: Did he pull off Kirk?
I say, yes, he did.
He didn’t emulate Shatner in speech pattern or mannerisms, but in attitude. He was almost there through most of the film, but I’m here to tell you – the final scene, when he walks on the bridge finally wearing the gold tunic… I actually thought “Damn, he IS Captain James T. Kirk.”
For the die hard fans there were tons of nods to previous films and the TV series. I’m quite sure I only caught a fraction of them but here are the few that I can remember:
- We learn the origin of Kirk’s middle name, Tiberius.
- We learn the origin of McCoy’s nickname, Bones.
- We see what looks like a TOS communicator on the USS Kelvin.
- We finally get to see Kirk beat the Kobiyashi Maru test at Starfleet (priceless scene, by the way – done with ultimate young Kirk cockiness).
- References to Star Trek IV and Wrath of Khan.
I know there was a tribble in there somewhere, but I missed it. ![]()
I feel like I rambled a bit but as a fan who’s been really looking forward to this there was a lot to take in. I would have preferred a second viewing before reviewing the film, but one will have to do.
Was it perfect? No. Will it satisfy hard core, no-deviation-from-canon fans? Doubtful. But overall I’m VERY happy with this reincarnation of Star Trek and I hope it makes enough money to guarantee a sequel, in which we’ll get to see the crew functioning as a well-oiled machine.




2,398 Comments
Steve, did you mean the deleted Nero vs Klingons scene? Rob Keyes posted it up last week: I’m surprised no-one here’s mentioned it. A much-needed snippet featuring Nero getting “up close & personal” with his captors. Not great, but needed to be left in IMO. His back story certainly couldn’t have hurt the movie overall, and needn’t have disrupted its flow too much.
I saw Jon Ronson’s Crazy Rulers Of The World documentary a few years back, Johnny, of which The Men Who Stare At Goats was just one part. Definitely not the comedy they seem to have made the film into…
@Kahless,
tlhIngan jIH loS vaD lIj mu’mey
Damn fricatives! Ruin anyone’s throat.
I’m a doctor, not a linguist.
~doc
@ 790:
Hey, bud, how are ya?
Kahless here just made the 100,000th comment on Screen Rant, according to Vic! Isn’t that great?
Anyway, we’re just playing an ST quote game, one of us throws out a quote from one of the series or movies, and someone guesses it, and then it’s that person’s turn to leave a quote.
Good to see ya again, 790!
~Johnny
@ Steve:
I give up, Doc, what’s a ‘fricative’?
I read somewhere once, in my Klingon/Earth English dictionary, that Tlh’Ingani (the language of Klingons. also referred to inappropriately as ‘Kilngonaase’) was in fact based on, of all things, Hebrew (can you believe it?); I guess that would be the Sabra dialect, lol!
Anyway, I think you are referring to the tendency, while speaking Hebrew (or Klingon), to hock up a ball of phlegm…
Since you are a doctor – and a linguist – you should shine on this one! Hahahahaha!
Since you’d never put Klingonaase on a kosher sandwich, you talk about a mixed metaphor, hahahaha!
Not in any self-respecting deli, not on a bet!
~Johnny
@ Steve
“the DVD is only a couple of weeks away”
Are you sure? The DVD is already out in Australia… came out last Thursday.
~Ingenue
@Ingénue:
That’s because they favor all you people down under due to all the Kiwis in the movie
Release date here is 11.20 according to the online sites.
@Vic
Oh my goodness; I won something else?!
He didn’t say you won anything, petaQ!!
Oh, yeah, he didn’t. Well, Vic, Star Trek is coming out soon.
@Johnny
Bud, you have no idea. He keeps going on and on about some place called Quinlat. And Kahless, you need to work on that opera.
And you need to work on being less of a weakling troll, petaQ!!
@790
You have been assimilated. Resistance is futile.
@Doc
Your Klingonese needs work, petaQ!!
Well, Kahless, he’s a doctor, not a….
HE’S A PETAQ!!!!!
Yeah, whatever.
@Ingenue
You mean the one you’re sending me, right? Right?!
“We might as well turn in our uniforms and back our bags” TNG
@Kahless,
I don’t speak Klingon… I use a universal translator. You really need to get in tune with Federation technology. Next you’ll be accusing me of actually suturing my patients with catgut and a needle! Oh, and I was reading JXMA and they had an article on Kidney liver disorders. You’ll probably want to get your Tacrin dose increased as you appear to be less lucid.
I’m off to watch the Vulcans count electrons or something.
~Doc
So this is where your hiding Johnny-O,
Kahless,,,,

The Borg have been defeated in my timeline,,, haa!!
@ Steve
Oh okay, yay to be in Aus then XD
@ Kahless
But come the holidays I shall purchase it (:
Haha, I actually haven’t bought it yet, I’m too busy with school to do such luxurious activities as shopping
~Ingenue
@ All:
Hahahahaha, good to see you all in such good humor!
My laptop caught the cyber-version of N1H1 and would not engage the internet for two days, finaly figured out (with the help of my local Geek Squad) the value of the F-11 button, I had to run a ’system restore’ on it, took it back five days (Halloweeeeeen, BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!) and that seemed to fix it.
Well, just checking in – and Kahless, was that Wesley’s friend (played by the same guy who would later play Tom Paris on Voyager), to Wesley in the episode The First Duty? I think it was, that makes sense but I am just guessing…
Best I can do…It’s GOOD to be back!
Keep working on that Klingon opera, now, Kahless!
Luv to y’all,
~Johnny
PS: @ 790 – yeah, I spend a lot of time on SodaHead, same moniker, Johnny-O…I’ve already developed quite a reputation on there, lol!
@Johnny
Right episode, wrong person.
@ Kahless:
So I’d have to say, it was either the other guy or it was the girl; I don’t think it was Wesley who said it, but I can’t be sure!
Best I can do, pal!
~Johnny
@Johnny
Ok, I guess I’ll give it to you. The person who said it was cadet Seto (a Bajoran) to Wesley about revealing they were attempting the Covort Starburst maneuver. You’re up.
@ Kahless:
Thaks, John, I felt I got pretty close; that was one of my favorites of all of TNG.
Oh, let me see, I guess another TNG quote:
“…and now – and now a man will shut it off!”
~Johnny
That’s an easy one, Johnny: Riker about turning off Data in “Measure of a Man”. Wonderful episode. “Pinochio’s strings have been cut” I also liked the way everyone looked when Data revealed he had a sexual relationship with Tasha. Priceless!
See if anyone remembers what show this quote is from:
“Their torpedos are passing through our shields because they’re in a state of quantum flux”
Its in one of these shows. TNG, DS9 or Voyager.
@790
That sounds like Voyager, fighting the ship that was trying to change it’s planet’s history.
Yes close enough Kahless,,,
Did the technobabble give it away?
I just love the term, quantum flux!
@ 790:
Yeah, it’s why I love ST, hahahaha! I can’t understand why some people object to it, I was gonna guess the Voyager episode Year of Hell, but Kahless got it first, good for him! Gotta love the technobabble!
@ Kahless:
You nailed it, my turlte-headed friend! Yeah, I got a kick on everybody’s faces when Data said that, too, “We were intimate.”
Some people looked l8ke they were about to swallow their tongues, hahahahahaha!
Anyway, your go again! Man, I thought I had a reasonably hard one, but man, you blew it right outta the hangar! Impressive.
~Johnny
@790
Yep. Like Johnny said, ya’ gotta love that technobabble.
@johnny
Of course I’m impressive! I am Klingon!!!
Her kahless, have a tribble.
Ok, we can’t leave Doc out. Here’s one from TOS:
“Captain, look at my legs”
Rand to Kirk in Miri
Drat! I thought I had you that time, Doc. How long did it take you to figure that one out?
Admittedly, I don’t remember Miri very well compared to other episodes, but that line was rather provocative for the time. There are a few memorable lines from every episodes, and that one just happens to be one of the few I remember from Miri.
Here you are:
“Television was the colloquial term”
~Doc
@Doc
I think that quote was Spock in “Bread and Circuses”, about televising gladiator games? Or was it Spock in “Tomorrow is Yesterday”? I’ll go with my first choice.
A little advanced notice for you guys: There will be a giveaway on the site starting Tuesday for the coffee table book “Star Trek: The Art of the Film.”
Vic
Go with your first guess, Kahless. And toss up another quote.
~Doc
@Vic
That’s nice that you would warn them right before you send the book to me.
@Doc
Ok, another TOS:
“I grow weary of the chase”
I think that you need to intersperse hissing with that quote if I’m right. The Gorn captain (unnamed) to Kirk via Universal Translator in Arena
~Doc
@Doc
You know, it’s getting very difficult to stump you. Here’s a trivia question for you: Who was the alternate key grip in episode 13? And no Googling!
You’re up.
I’ll have to get out my DVDs and watch
“Is the doctor there, or will I find him in Engineering?”
I’m on my way to work, so I won’t get any replies until late this evening.
Cheers,
~Doc
That was Spock to, I think, Scotty in the sick bay; but I can’t remember the name of the episode.
@ Steve:
I got this one, Doc, all due respect to Kahless, he is having way too much fun, lol!
“Is the doctor there, or will I find him in Engineering?” – that was Kirk, to Scotty, who was checking up on his ‘lady love’ Lt Mira Romaine, a pretty young engineer from some unknown outside force, in the episode The Lights of Zetar, generally regarded as one of the least favorites by most people, I believe it was third season, but I may be wrong about that.
I liked it – Lieutenant Mira Romaine…I remember thinking “lettuce”.
~Johnny
Whoops, I meant “she was stressed by some unknown outside force”, sorry
You offer respect to a Klingon? I’m impressed
You are correct Johnny. Take a turn!
Kahless, alas, a human has beaten you.
~Doc
@ Steve:
Yeah, well, I feel I have to humor him from time to time, hahaha. I can just imagine how he’ll react to that!
Okay, my quote:
“I’m gonna lock you up for two hundred years!”
Enjoy.
~Johnny
The Colonel in the Air Force Base to Kirk in Tomorrow is Yesterday to which Kirk replies, “That ought to be just about right…”
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