Welcome to Screen Rant’s “Geek Picks,” where we collect the finest movie-related geekery from around the Web for you. Today you’ll find some awesome Bane art on a dirty truck; some home-made Batman toilet paper holders; a Tardis-themed DeLorean; Donkey Kong wall shelves; and a Portal 2 trucker hat. All that and more on this edition of SR’s Geek Picks!

To kick things off today, TheGeekTwins consulted an orthopedic spinal surgeon about The Dark Knight Rises.

The Dark Wipe

Via 9Gag and ObviousWinner

Batman – Schumacher vs Nolan

AKA Ruining the best scenes from The Dark Knight with scenes from Batman & Robin.

Batman Freud

The Sigmund Knight

Joel Schumacher Apology for Batman & Robin

The Apology from the guy himself…He might have killed a movie legacy, but he is a hero/godsend for allowing Mr. Freeze to “Break The Ice” With his Puns.

Classic Batman Pendant

$12.99 at EntertainmentEarth.

Parental Snap

Dust art.

Thor & Loki

My favorite Asgardians.

A Tardis Themed DeLorean

The Ultimate Time Machine.

Donkey Kong Inspired Wall Shelves

Designed by Igor Chak (same guy who made the Space Invaders couch).

Portal 2 – Aperture 1970s Logo Trucker Hat

Science needs truckers!

Walter’s Lab

“Walter’s Lab” by Bradley Clopton

Dexter’s Laboratory + Breaking Bad.

Let’s Cook!

The Best Shark Attacks In Movies

Following the release of shark thriller “Jaws,” a generation of movie-goers were hesitant, at the very least, to set foot in the ocean (let alone go skinny dipping in it.) Yet, people can’t seem to get enough shark attacks on the big screen, and we’ve created a video mashup of some of the craziest and most memorable shark attack movie scenes to date, just in time for Shark Week!

That’s all for today folks! Be sure to check back tomorrow for more movie related geekery.

Today’s picks have been brought to you by: villainyforbeginners, TheGeekTwins, Geekologie, MTVGeek, TheDampTowelete, EntertainmentEarth, ThinkGeek, GeekyTyrant,