Welcome to Screen Rant’s “Geek Picks,” where we collect the finest movie-related geekery from around the Web. Today you’ll find out what the new Xbox would be if it was a girl; what Spongebob and Patrick would look like if they were human; Batman characters set in 1972; and see how many times the Smith family has saved the world. All that and more on this edition of SR’s Geek Picks!

If you have any Geek Picks of your own, please send them to srgeekpicks(at)gmail(dot)com and you may be featured on a future post!

If XBOX ONE Were A Girl

4 Batman Characters Refreshed For The Grindhouse

Groovy Gotham meets 70’s “batsploitation” in this series of pulpy illustrations from Francesco Francavilla.

Serenity On Your Garmin GPS

 SR Geek Picks: Serenity on Your GPS, If Xbox One Were A Girl, 1972 Batman & More!

The picture you see above was sent to Nathan Fillion by Browncoat Greg H, and if you’ve got a Garmin GPS, the only thing you need to do to have Serenity navigating the ‘verse for you is to put the ship’s image file to your GPS’s vehicles folder.

 SR Geek Picks: Serenity on Your GPS, If Xbox One Were A Girl, 1972 Batman & More!

Serenity Image File for Garmin GPSs | Via GeeksAreSexy.

How Many Times Has Will Smith’s Family Saved the World?

Click HERE to see the full stats

Where would we be without the Smiths? Well, Earth would have been overrun by aliens. Robot squid would have destroyed humanity’s last refuge. A steampunk spider mech would have killed Ulysses S. Grant. Bullies would have harmed a young man’s self-esteem. And we haven’t even gotten to Willow!

Sci-fi thriller After Earth hits theaters May 31 (double Smith bonus!); to warm up, here’s a manifest of the people, things, and institutions saved by the Smiths. It’s a family that has generated $6 billion in box-office gross, adjusting for inflation. Apparently they’ve saved movies too.

Borderlands – Cosplay Music Video (London Comic Con May 2013)

The Borderlands Cosplay group hit up London Comic Con May 2013 so we took the chance to create this one of bonus cosplay video.

Grab your guns, Vault Hunters and join the musical party in the Borderlands.

The Rains of Castamere (Game of Thrones Rap)

Free download: http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/0…

Beat used: Kno “The New Day”

Spoilers for Season 3 of Game of Thrones TV show…

Spongebob and Patrick As Humans

PRANCERCISE: A Terrence Malick Film

From the acclaimed director of The Tree Of Life, The Thin Red Line and Days Of Heaven comes Prancercise.

Monty Prancer

The original Prancercise.

The Big Lepranceski

I just pranced in to see what condition my condition was in.

That’s all for today, folks! Be sure to check back tomorrow for more movie-related geekery.

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