Because We NEED Another Remake: Sorority Row

Published 6 years ago by , Updated January 7th, 2009 at 9:52 pm,

My fat, balding (but not as good looking as me) buddy over at has a couple of exclusive pics from the R rated to PG-13 remake of the 1983 film The House on Sorority Row coming out this October, now titled only Sorority Row.

The film will star a bunch of cute young things including Briana Evigan, Leah Pipes, Jamie Chung, Rumer Willis and Audrina Patridge.

UPDATE: The following is now a non-sequiter rant, as a Screen Rant reader pointed out that it seems this film will NOT be rated PG-13, although that was the original plan.

I really, REALLY hate this 21st century trend of PG-13 horror movies – I mean how much “horror” can you put into PG-13 movie? Back in the glory days of horror movies (the 1980s to be precise), you had tons of creative gore and to be blunt, half the reason to go see those films was for the inevitable topless babes scene.

Now they trim just enough out of these films to have them squeak by with money-magnet PG-13 rating, and the only person you’ll see topless is a buff male character, in order to justify the teenage boys in the audience getting their girlfriends to come along to the movie. icon cool Because We NEED Another Remake: Sorority Row

Anyway, click on the image below to see what you have in store:

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  1. It is indeed a weak trend, but I don’t see it stopping anytime soon. My teen daughter eats these movies up – so there’s the answer. And without looking it up — Rumer Willis is Bruce’s teen daughter? And speaking of teen horror movies… Vic, do you remember the Doug McClure classic Humanoids from the Deep? If I remember correctly it had several topless babes that were compromised by the monsters.

  2. @Stella

    Oh hell yeah, I remember that movie. It was one of my favorite schlock horror films. That ending…. brrrr!


  3. U don’t have ur facts straight, this movie was originally going to be PG-13, but they changed it to a R rating with nudity, gore/blood, and drinking. So they decided to go back to the the good blood and they said they got some creative deaths in stored

  4. Let’s just hope they can act. I know Rumer can, but not sure about the others.

  5. @nick2060

    If I’m wrong, I stand corrected. I was told by someone I assumed was in the know that this would be PG-13.

    I’ll do some research on it – thanks for pointing it out.


  6. I don’t like horror movies, I find them boring because I know it’s all fake anyhow, but if those three will be naked… well, I’ll just find the clips online… :-P