‘Piranha 3DD’ Trailer Features Bikini-Clad Babes & Shotgun Legs

Published 4 years ago by , Updated February 10th, 2012 at 12:33 pm,

piranha 3dd movie Piranha 3DD Trailer Features Bikini Clad Babes & Shotgun Legs

Some movie titles truly do speak for themselves. Piranha 3DD is one of those cases.

The Piranha 3D sequel was supposed to hit theaters around Thanksgiving of 2011 – until recently, when Dimension Films bumped the release date¬†and set the film aside as an “unspecified” 2012 release. Post-production on the intentionally-trashy horror B-movie followup has reportedly been complete, so now it’s just collecting dust until the studio heads decide on a new official release date.

A trailer for Piranha 3DD premiered at the 2011 SCREAM Awards ceremony – and, as you might expect, it promises all the cornball acting, over-the-top violence, and gratuitous nudity that you would expect. The only “difference” between this and last year’s Piranha movie is that the setting has now shifted to an actual water park called… The Big Wet Water Park.

Now, you might be asking yourself: How do flesh-eating fish find their way into an inland attraction full of self-contained pools and water slides? Why is Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff starring in Piranha 3DD as himself, now serving as the life guard at this endangered establishment? And how is this movie anything but an attempt to outdo its predecessor by being even more of a pure cinematic schlockfest?

If these questions are running through your mind… well, you clearly aren’t familiar with the “art” of exploitative B-movie fare.

But enough of that – check out the Piranha 3DD trailer below:

Piranha 3DD was scripted by Saw franchise writers Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton – and directed by John Gulager (the Feast trilogy). Needless to say, these guys know how to deliver direct-to-DVD quality entertainment full of nasty gore, unabashed amounts of nudity, cheesy acting by D-list talent, and marvelously tongue-in-cheek performances from actually recognizable faces like Hasselhoff, David Koechner (last seen in Final Destination 5), Christopher Lloyd, Gary Busey, and Ving Rhames – with the latter sporting the sort of artificial limbs not glimpsed onscreen since Rose McGowan was given a machine gun leg in Robert Rodriguez’s grindhouse homage, Planet Terror.

That’s all to say: Whenever Piranha 3DD does actually hit theaters, there will be an audience. If nothing else, at least this time those people won’t receive a “neutered” B-movie experience (Shark Night 3D, looking at you…).

Source: Spike TV

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  1. Piranha 3D: The only example of masterpiece cinema of its year besides Toy Story 3.

  2. Screw Avengers… Let’s get some screen caps of this one! :P

  3. This will be epic.

  4. Nice. Didn’t know Rhames and Loyd were returning.

  5. Considering that the movie was supposed to come out next month, I was wondering when we’d see a trailer. I’m wondering if we’ll get it around spring break 2012.

  6. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow…

  7. Piranha 3D was a good horror comedy movie.

    The cast was great and the CGI was okay.

    Piranha 3DD looks awesome, it has more action, more gore, more nudity and more Chritopher Lloyd plus David Hasselhoff.

    I am happy that Lloyd and Ving Rhames are returning for Piranha 3DD.

    The trailer looks a bit over the top but hopefully it has a mix of seriousness, comedy and horror than the first movie.

    • Really? The movie looks like it likes other movies of the same gender? That is just weird… ;-)

      • Yeah. It actually looked quite straight to me. haha

  8. Double the D’s, lol. I hope that will put all of those “What does 3DD mean?” questions to rest…

  9. vid doesn’t load :( anyone got another link ?