Clips for the new science fiction-horror film Pandorum have been floating around in cyberspace, but the cowboys over at Shock Till You Drop have wrangled in the full German trailer for Pandorum.  Behold!

The film finds two astronauts waking up aboard an empty spaceship that ought to have tens of thousands of people on it.  To make matters worse, our two astronauts can’t remember who they are.  In their explorations, they come across a small band of human survivors and terrifying monsters!  Only those with the dough for admission or the patience for the wait until a TV broadcast will know what became of all those other passengers!

Check out the German Trailer for Pandorum – Hope you speak German!

(Does anybody else have the sudden urge to sing some Ramstein?)

Pandorum stars Dennis “my name is not” Quaid (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) and Ben Foster (X-Men: The Last Stand, The Punisher).  Quaid’s grown-man sincerity and Foster’s high-energy (read: pyscho) characterizations (Alpha Dog, Hostage, 3:10 to Yuma) could make for an interesting on-screen pairing.  The film’s director, Christian Alvart, previously brought us the Renee Zwelleger thriller, Case 39, which I somehow missed (somehow…).

I’m gonna guess that if you actually sat through the  German-language trailer for Pandorum, you’ve also seen other clips.  That unfounded assumption made, why do you think every trailer for this film is almost entirely devoid of scary monsters? Seriously, in all the promo media released for Pandorum we’ve only gotten half a look at the monsters involved, but will the creatures really be that epic of a surprise? At this point they better be – otherwise all this “secrecy” would’ve been for the sake of a letdown…

Pandorum hits theaters on September 25th.

Source: Shock Till You Drop