Welcome to Screen Rant’s “Geek Picks,” where we collect the finest movie-related geekery from around the Web for you. Today you’ll find a ton of Hobbit-themed goodness including a map of middle earth, a theme song, cupcakes, nail art, and a lip dub; bluetooth headset gloves; Wreck-It Ralph mixed with Fight Club; and the correct version of the Pacific Rim trailer. All that and more on this edition of SR’s Geek Picks!

To kick things off today, CollegeHumor has the 10 People You See At Every Midnight Movie Screening.

Hobbit Map of Middle Earth

Don’t leave home without one.

The Lord of the Rings Theme Song

The Lord of the Rings Theme Song Parody, twentieth in a series of Movie Theme Song Homages,sung to the tune of “The Ring Goes South” from Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, Part 1 in the Original Peter Jackson 3-part trilogy, in advance of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Part 1 in the New Peter Jackson 3-part trilogy, of the very first book about Middle-earth. (And breathe!)

A Simple Walk Into Mordor – Episode 01

To celebrate the release of The Hobbit this month, Kerry Shawcross and Chris Demarais, two staff members of Rooster Teeth Productions (the producers of Red vs Blue, Immersion, and Achievement Hunter), will do in six days what took Frodo and Sam three movies to complete. They will walk the 120+ mile journey across New Zealand from the filming location of Hobbiton in Matamata to the filming location of Mount Doom, Mount Ngauruhoe. They will sleep on the ground, cross rivers, and of course, eat Lembas Bread. Documenting the entire journey on video, the two Rooster Teeth staff will prove that one does simply walk into Mordor.

Hobbit Cupcakes

Courtesy of Imaginarium Cakes in Wellington, New Zealand.

The Hobbit Dub

A dubbed of version of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

Hobbit-Hole (Nail Art)

by KayleighOC. Also check out her Gandalf Nails.

Conan’s Holiday Super Slo-Mo Camera Moments

Feast your eyes on the terrible beauty of slo-mo holiday destruction.

Christmas Shopping List Prank

Mom pranks are the best pranks.

Bluetooth Handset Gloves

Warm and comfortable capacitive-touch gloves with a Bluetooth headset built in!

Batman vs. Cat Lady

She’ll crush Gotham with her loneliness.

TROOPERS / Holopad

They’re on the cutting edge of miscommunication.

Pacific Rim (Power Rangers Version)

A trailer mashup combining Pacific Rim and The Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.

Legend of Zelda: Pot Smasher

Link is kinda a dick, huh?

Wreck-It Ralph and Fight Club Movie Trailer Mashup

Lance Ford couldn’t help but notice a few similarities between the newly released Wreck-It Ralph and the cult classic, Fight Club. Other than the obvious connection of the main characters internal struggle, both have great group therapy scenes, the demolition of some big buildings, and an off-kilter scene involving cops. Watch Ed Norton and Brad Pitt as they “game jump” in this fun mashup.

That’s all for today folks! Be sure to check back Monday for more movie related geekery.

Today’s picks have been brought to you by: ThinkGeekLance FordfreddiewteamcocomediocrefilmsImaginarium CakesKayleighOC, hulu, ThinkGeek, CollegeHumor and ComicalRuns.