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Published 2 years ago by , Updated March 3rd, 2014 at 6:55 pm,


Sorkinisms II: The Sequel

Can we please stop walking? My feet are killing me.

Previously: Sorkinisms Supercut [June 2012]


Alien, E.T. and Pacific Rim Get Replaced! – WRONG MONSTER

Lost in deep space, the crew of the Nostromo encounters something terrifying
… and SO DARN CUTE! Elliott adopts an intergalactic bounty hunter. And
when the human race is threatened by hideous monsters, they build robots to
clean up the mess.





That’s all for today, folks! Be sure to check back tomorrow for more movie-related geekery.

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  1. in the Learn Your ‘Star Wars’ ABCs some letters do not represent the first names of some of the characters, for example the W is for wookie that’s not the first name of chewbacca and E is not the first name of the Emperor is name is Darth Sidious

    • Yeah, and Vader’s name isn’t Darth. Setting that aside though, I still can’t get them all. K is that tall skilled Jedi, but I forget his name, and don’t think it is ever uttered. Same for T, which I have an 80′s figure of but can’t recall a name. U is an Ugnot, I guess, but what about X? Looks familiar. M is driving me crazy! It’s not Mandelorian or Mon Mothma. N is Hammerhead for some reason, so I guess he has another name. Z was also never spoken on film, but it’s Zuckus. A tougher A would be Amanaman, the huge reptilian green and yellow guy in Jabas Palace with the staff full of skulls.

      • Momaw Nadon is the alien people who don’t know his name refer to as “Hammerhead.”

  2. Funnily enough, I said months ago that there’s bound to be a porn parody called Pacific Rimjob.

    Looks like I was ahead of the curve yet again there.

    • Only if it stars Asian actresses. *Paging Asa Akira* haha

  3. Pacific Rimjob is a little odd. I’m not offended in the least, and it was kinda funny, but I thought this site was trying to be more PG. I mean, profanity is a ban worthy offense, but here they are talking about butthole licking. ?! That’s a bit unclear if not hypocritical. I get that cursing people out is counter productive, but there are other uses for harsh language. Anyway, I’m just sayin, as they say. It’s a cool site.

    • Thanks Mom