Welcome to Screen Rant’s “Geek Picks,” where we collect the finest movie-related geekery from around the Web for you. Today you’ll find Aziz Ansari celebrating the 8th anniversary of Hitch; a Wilhelm Scream parody; Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman Raping About Penises; and Seth MacFarlane’s song about seeing people’s boobs. All that and more on this edition of SR’s Geek Picks!

To kick things off today, Jared Atkins shared his wife’s awesome pop culture related paper quilling.

Seth MacFarlane’s 2013 Oscars ‘We Saw Your Boobs’ Song

BOOBS SONG “We Saw Your Boobs” The Oscars 2013 The 85th Academy Awards OSCARS 2013.

Movie: The Movie: 2V

M:TM:2V – Starring: Rachel Weisz, Armie Hammer, Topher Grace, Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Gerard Butler, Bryan Cranston, John Krasinski, Oprah Winfrey, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Guillermo Rodriguez, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Bruno Mars, Amanda Seyfried, Channing Tatum, Samuel L. Jackson, Wolf Blitzer, and even Matt Damon.

And in case you forgot last year’s version, click here.

The New Wilhelm Scream

In honor of the 85th Academy Awards, we present to you Goathelm, a Wilhelm Scream parody.

Battlestar Galactica Cylon Engagement Ring

This amazing, custom-designed Cylon ring was the brainchild of groom-to-be Michael Moragne. He was given his grandmother’s ring when it came time to propose to his girlfriend Amy, so he used the gold and stones from the heirloom to create something even more personal. Starting with sketches in a notebook, he then made some photoshop images that a jewelry designer helped him turn into the finished product. It even has little red stones for the eyes on each Cylon. Congratulations Michael and Amy! So say we all!

Game Of Thrones Scarves

You’ll be well-protected from the elements in these Game of Thrones scarves. You can choose between House Stark in gray and black with a direwolf or House Targaryen in red and black with a dragon. Both are made of soft, acrylic yarn and measure 62″ long.

$22.49 @ ThinkGeek.

Extremely Funny Porn Movie Parodies

Who said that porn producers aren’t creative? (As seen on http://bolevin.com)

 Stained Glass Metroid

Evan Daniels created Iron Man in stained glass last year and now he’s done Metroid in stained glass! The piece  contains 299 pieces of glass in authentic colors. There’s only one, and it’s for sale at his Etsy shop, MartianGlassWorks.

In Conversation: Aziz Ansari and Joe Mande Celebrate the 8th Anniversary of ‘Hitch’

Aziz Ansari and Joe Mande discuss the importance of the cinematic classic Hitch, which celebrates its highly anticipated eighth anniversary this year.  (This appears in Issue #006 of The Occasional)

DC Comics Super Villains Joker Bust

This mental master of mayhem stands 6″ tall and will look great in your collection. It is hand-painted cold-cast porcelain and is sure to please any Batman fan.

Shhh! He has a deadly secret. Just $59.99 from Entertainment Earth…also at Amazon.com.

Grumpy Cat Does the Harlem Shake

That’s all for today folks! Be sure to check back tomorrow for more movie related geekery.

Today’s picks have been brought to you by: followthefootdjfrantaBestEmblemTutorialsJared Atkins, FunnyOrDieThinkGeekJimmyKimmelLive, Etsy, GeekAlerts and FashionablyGeek.