• Stephen
    Djo, I'm glad you see it our way... ;p

    Ok Here's a mini spoof treatment for HULKS PANTS!

    THE HULK 3
    RAIDERS OF THE LOST STRETCHY PANTS!

    Bruce, fed up with the large bills from the hairdressers and cheap tight jeans, he goes on a mission to recover the pants of all pants. These jeans are the first organic atom pants constructed in Japan. Hopeful, Bruce takes the first flight to Japan to recover this amazing new pair of pants. But there's an amazing obstacle about to interfere with Bruce's plan. This time, Bruce is confronted with the most evil kind of horror... his MOTHER! She's back! and this time she's about to dress him like a 4 year old with suspenders and everything! But that's not the only obstacle... The super villain Tyra Banks has a legion of superficial friends to help her hunt down these mystical and awesome pair of pants. Because those pants are the ONLY thing that can save her ratings and celebrity status...


    .....Blah...

    I ran out of gas at "Bruce, fed up..." ;)
  • Djo
    They should have a 3rd sequel, called HULK'S PANTS!

    About Bruce's world-wide mission for a pair of pants that will fit both himself and the Hulk.

    I am SO psyched for this movie. I think it's going to be a marked improvement on the tone of the last one, and I think it will reinvigorate the franchise for further movies that keep getting better.
  • John "Kahless" Taylor
    Jimmy the C,
    Even though I had problems with Ang Lee's version taking too long to get to Hulk, the bad ending with Hulk fighting, what, Absorbing Man, and, like you said, Hulk growing in conjunction with his anger, I thought the movie was pretty good.
  • Jimmy the C
    I enjoyed Ang's depiction also. He captured the look and power of the Hulk (by the way, did you know he was once GREEN?). I like the comic book panel motif. I didn't even object to the psycho background. To me it added understanding to what fueled Banner's anger.

    I suspect that the most objectionable aspect was the Hulk's size in relation to his anger. I suspect they added that into the movie after realizing that the Hulk's relative size was rendered inconsistently.
  • I second John's perspective.. Despite the story line, I thought Lee's Hulk was pretty dead on with what I had in my head for the big green guy. All bouncy and angry and never getting any rest while everyone persecutes him for being who he is.
  • John "Kahless" Taylor
    I don't like the way the Hulk looks in that picture. It would seem that his torso should be bigger. I think Ang Lee's Hulk looked a lot better.
  • John "Kahless" Taylor
    I've modified you email address slightly so that it doesn't get grabbed by spambots and you start seeing a lot more spam than you get already.

    Vic


    You're my guardian angel, Vic. Thanks.
  • Jimmy the C
    I'm one of the millions who did NOT see Beowulf for the two weeks it was in the theatres--btw it jumped straight from the cinema to DVD...didn't go to second run theatres.
  • Jimmy, no pun intended, lol. Actually I mentioned Beowulf since it had naked fight sequence, which relates to the above comments more than Sarah Marshall. :-)

    Vic
  • KEL
    Yeah......he's probably like a steroid guy anyway.

    ....and you know what they say about them lol.

    ;-)
  • Jimmy the C
    Vic, did you say "flash"? Anyway, why flash so far back, when your TMI review of Sarah Marshall is still ringing in our eyes.
  • (Vic's brain flashes back to that idiotic scene in 'Beowulf'...)

    Vic
  • Guys, think practically here:

    Does anyone really want to see the Hulk "au-natural"? 'Cause as much as the pants-stretching doesn't make much logical sense, all I can think is "Thank merciful Heaven they do!".
  • LOL, hey man, especially with our "regulars" I feel like we're friends and I have to keep an eye out for them. :-)

    Vic
  • Screen Rant.
    We don't just do reviews!!
    We're always look out for our readers!!
  • John,

    I've modified you email address slightly so that it doesn't get grabbed by spambots and you start seeing a lot more spam than you get already.

    Vic
  • John "Kahless" Taylor
    790 or anyone on Screen Rant,
    If any of you are ever in the Washington, DC area, just send me an e-mail at iamborghue at aol.com, and we can meet somewhere.
  • KEL
    WOW!

    Looks great. I can't wait to see this.

    Hopefully there'll be a second trailer with Iron Man.
  • 790
    Lol John, I was gonna say if your from around here we could have a drink and discuss Klingons.


    O'well...;-)
  • John "Kahless" Taylor
    A stoner christian that's into klingons.
    John do you live in LA?


    Well, I'm from LA....Lower Alabama. :o)
  • 790
    lol Stephen. You'll be ok.

    The pants can't get you.
    Pants have no online access.

    Hahah f you pants!!
  • Stephen
    Great...

    I can just see it... Next time I go to the office, Ed Norton will be there with a baseball bat wearing a T-shirt saying "Hunk HAS SPECIAL PANTS!!!".

    I'm sure he'd beat the tar out of me too!

    Just cause I asked about Hulks pants... That was my first mistake, the second would be, when I ask him if Hulk also gets a hair cut every time he turns back to his normal tiny self?

    ;)

    Good times... Remember the good times we've had friends... in case he does track me down and blame the box office outcome on me...

    ;)
  • 790
    Everyone knows that Lost dosnt have an ending.

    Gheesh.kaBeesh.
  • LOL
  • Jimmy the C
    Kahless typed:
    {{Alright, I'll stop smoking those special cigarettes}}

    Bruce Simmons typed:
    {{killer smoke tendrils}}

    Between the two of you, somehow I think you've spoiled the ending of Lost.
  • 790
    Marco were all just joking around.

    However...
    I bet they do address this somehow in the film.
  • 790
    This is all Stephans fault!!!!
  • 790
    Hulk meets Scooby Doo and the gang.


    Hulk pants scared.

    There's the Youtube assignment for the week.
  • Marco
    I go with the stretching pants idea. I mean Bruce probably would be prepared for when he turns into the Hulk and why the heck do you want it so realistic. I mean I sure don't want to see a naked Hulk.
  • I'm sure it's in an upcoming issue for sure.. It was an 'adult beverage' inspired inspiration!! I'm "stretching". dOH!!
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