Welcome to Screen Rant’s “Geek Picks,” where we collect the finest movie-related geekery from around the web for you. Today you’ll find Nicolas Cage craziness; a Captain America makeup tutorial; Star Wars cookie cutters; and some Thor condiment holders. All that and more on this edition of SR’s Geek Picks!

To kick things off today, we have a lovely infograph showcasing the various forms of Geek that exist in the wild. Most are a combination of 2 or more. Where do you fall on the Geek scale?

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Source: BCO

Do you have what it takes to join the Cobra Special Forces?

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Click the title to find out.

Next up: The Avengers vs Batman

The Avengers vs Batman

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Who wins?

Captain America Makeup Tutorial

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So easy, a Red Skull could do it.

Thor/Destroyer Salt/Pepper Shakers

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Asgardian condiments > Earth condiments

The Nicolas Cage Expendables

 SR Geek Picks: An Expendable Nicolas Cage, Muppet Fairytales, Vader Cupcakes & More!


This might be the only thing that would get me excited for an Expendables sequel. Our old pal Matheus Candido (He did the Nic Cage Avengers image) is at it again. Check out his Facebook page for more Cage devotion.

The Muppets + Fairytales

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Fantastic Muppet art from Mouse Guard creator David Peterson.

Star Wars Bracelets

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Only a laserbrain would leave the house with naked wrists.

Sub Wars

You’d never have to give up your seat if you owned a working lightsaber.

Star Wars Droids & Aliens Cookie Cutters

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Jawa cookies can be had for $19.95

Darth Vader Cupcakes

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Disney’s Hollywood Studios will be selling these during Star Wars Weekends.

Batdance Shirt

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And where, and where……is the BATman?

Pulp Fiction Wallet

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The official wallet of Samuel L. Jackson’s everywhere.

That’s all for today folks! Be sure to check back tomorrow for more movie related geekery.

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