2013 August Movies
The shenanigans of Kick-Ass, Hit Girl and Red Mist have led others to follow a similar path and now, Kick Ass must join with Colonel Stars and Stripes (Jim Carrey) and his team of “superheroes” who call themselves Justice Forever against Red Mist (now under the name The Mother F%&*^r) and his team of villains, all while Hit Girl tries to deal with normal school life.
Neil Blomkamp’s first film since District 9 takes place in the year 2154, where the people of Earth live in post-apocalyptic ruins. The rich live on Elysium, an orbiting space station for the wealthy (and healthy) that Secretary Rhodes (Jodie Foster) aims to protect from Earthly outsiders using strict anti-immigration policies. When Max (Matt Damon) sees his life take a turn for the worse, he has no choice but to embark on a mission to save his life that may just bring equality to these polarized worlds.
Five friends who reunite in an attempt to top their epic pub crawl from 20 years earlier unwittingly become humankind’s only hope for survival.
Frank Moses (Willis) was once an ace CIA agent attempting to enjoy retirement, until he and his ex-agent pals are labelled R.E.D. (Retired Extremely Dangerous) and become targets. After teaming up for an impossible mission to clear themselves, they must once again rely on each other against an even greater threat as they take their talents international on a comedic, thrilling adventure in Europe.